May 19 2009Gwyneth Paltrow hates Scarlett Johansson
Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson aren't getting along on the set of Iron Man 2. The GOOP auteur thinks Scarlett is stealing her "limelight," according to The Sun:
One Hollywood source revealed yesterday: "Gwyneth has become very frustrated with Scarlett. They come from different worlds and have completely different styles. Gwyneth has found Scarlett very demanding of the attention of the crew. It's not a happy set."
The on-set source added: "Gwyneth and Scarlett have never been particularly close.
"Gwyneth was looking forward to working with EMILY BLUNT, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth's had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven't developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point.
"In fact, it's quite the opposite."
I took the liberty of doodling how Iron Man would solve this problem, but I'm pretty sure Marvel would sue my pants off for showing their million dollar franchise character transform into a hot tub with double breast massagers. Although, frankly, I don't know how else you fight crime.
Jan 6 2009Lily Allen threatens to post Katy Perry's phone number on Internet
Apparently, Lily Allen and Katy Perry have a little feud going on after Katy called Lily fat. So, like two adults, they've taken their tiff online to Facebook FTW. The Sun reports:
Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily also joined two groups on the networking site. One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”. The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”
Oh my God, she joined a Facebook group that disses Katy Perry? I don't know how you recover from that. Seriously, that's hardcore right there. Hard fucking core. If I were Katy Perry, I wouldn't even leave the house. Or wear clothes. Or even better; Not wear clothes at my house. Oh snap! What now, Lily Allen? Put that in your SuperWall and Friend Request it, bitch! *drops microphone*
Wait, that was my coffee mug. Little help?
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