Oct 21 2009Eva Longoria's side boob: How else do you sell coats?
Here's Eva Longoria and Tony Parker in the latest ad campaign for London Fog along with some behind-the-scene shots. Judging by Eva's poses, I'm assuming this is a line of coats designed for flashers at the park. Because when you wave your genitals at a complete stranger you want to look classy. London Fog.
Scope Out (16) Pics of Eva & Tony After the Jump
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Sep 22 2009Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news
- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater]
- Miley Cyrus wants to be a "lawer." [Lainey Gossip]
- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn't name her Buffy which immediately makes me question why I just posted this. [Just Jared]
- Olivia Wilde is apparently married to Shaggy from Scooby Doo. [PopSugar]
- Tom Cruise spends his afternoon reminding Katie Holmes she'll never outrun him. No matter how deliciously manly she makes her physique. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Garner is considered attractive, right? .... Why? [Socialite Life]
- Mary-Kate Olsen continues to dress like an 83-year-old British nanny. [ICYDK]
- Gisele Bundchen thinks being pregnant is a good time to learn how to fly a helicopter. Was shark fighting class filled up? [Splash News]
Jun 5 2009Eva Longoria in a bikini
You know what I love about these Eva Longoria pics from St. Tropez? They take me on a rollercoaster ride of emotions. From weeping like I just saw the Virgin Mary appear in my cereal to laughing with glee as Tony Parker pats Eva on the head like a lawn gnome. Which reminds me, if you're my neighbor and reading this, I promise to return yours. Eventually.
Mar 18 2009Mario Lopez hearts lipstick
A heavily make-up'd Mario Lopez escorted Eva Longoria Parker for her 34th birthday Monday night while Tony Parker was off playing for the Spurs. I guess the lipstick is to convince Tony that Mario's "just one of the girls." Then again, that's sort of like putting camouflage on a tree: Redundant.
Dec 30 2008Eva Longoria Parker launches clandestine assault on cheaters
Eva Longoria Parker hates cheaters and has no qualms about going private eye on their asses, according to NY Daily News:
If she discovered a pal’s man was unfaithful, “(I’d) tell her,” the Desperate Housewife declares in Glamour magazine’s February Man issue, adding that she’d even resort to sneaky tactics to expose the guy.
“I would probably take a picture with my camera phone first,” she says. “It’s tough, because sometimes people kill the messenger. But I think the truth always comes out, regardless of who tells us.”
Real smooth, Eva. Now every cheater in America knows to watch out for a garden gnome with a camera phone when they're out with their mistress. "Is that a pointy red hat?! Shit, act like you're my sister. So, hey, remember that dad guy? He was great. Wait, it's a traffic cone. Phew. Now I don't have to explain why I've been fondling your breasts this whole time."
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Nov 19 2008Eva Longoria flashes her Spanx
Eva Longoria flashed her Spanx outside of Beso last night. For those of you who don't wear a pair everyday like The Geekologie Writer, from Wikipedia:
SPANX, Inc. is a U.S. company which mainly manufactures footless pantyhose and other undergarments for women, particularly "body shaping" undergarments designed to give the wearer a slim and shapely appearance. The company's products are supposedly marketed to fit contemporary female lifestyles and fashion trends.
For those of you wondering what shape Eva Longoria would be if she didn't wear Spanx, my money's on rhombus. Or octagon. It's a toss-up.
Oct 1 2008'Don't Vote' celebrity PSA attempts to stretch thinly-veiled sarcasm for five minutes
A ridiculous amount of celebs got together to make this "edgy" video encouraging young people to vote. Here's the YouTube summary:
Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian Way, were created to engage and inspire young people to register and vote and participate in the upcoming election.
And guess what, kids? They use bad words. Holy shit! In fact, Jonah Hill even endorses getting high and playing Halo. Damn, now I'm totally voting! Thanks, sarcastic stars of stage and screen. If it weren't for the emotionless face of Tobey Maguire, I would've sat at home like a fag. U.S.A!
Sep 11 2008Eva Longoria isn't pregnant - just fat (Her words, not mine.)
Eva Longoria wants to set the record straight: she's not pregnant - maybe. I mean, who really knows these days? Us Magazine reports:
"I'm just fat," she said Tuesday during an interview with Le Grand Journal with husband Tony Parker. She then burst out laughing while Parker chuckled nervously.
To make Gabrielle look like she has two kids, Longoria has said she ate "everything in sight! Pasta ... pizza."
Her other secret for looking heavier? "I have butt pads, I have thigh pads, I have stomach pads!"
Let's get to the bottom of this chicanery: First, Eva Longoria is holding M&M's. Everyone knows fat chicks love chocolate. Then again, so do pregnant ones. Damn. Okay, moving on; there's the saying one thing but secretly meaning the opposite - which applies to women the world over. Sonofa- Alright, I got it. The true litmus test of whether Eva Longoria is pregnant or "just fat": If she tricks me into having sex with her while I'm drunk - you know what? I give up. I hope it's quadruplets.
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