Sep 23 2009Ashlee Simpson is leggy and other news
- Kanye West can't be having sex with Amber Rose. Just can't be. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jude Law has a new daughter because apparently paying child support out the ass is his favorite. [PopEater]
- Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz reunite in Boston, and he seems to be giving her the classic Katie Holmes arm grip. You know, the one that reminds her not to show human emotion or Xenu will Klaxon ray them both to death. Yeah, that one. [Lainey Gossip]
- Amy Winehouse randomly shows up at schools and beats up kids now. What took so long? [Just Jared]
- Trevor Donovan must work out. [PopSugar]
- Kevin Federline will appear on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club and I will call that fat bastard "Messiah" if he eats Dustin Diamond. Messiah. [Celebslam]
- Jackson Rathbone was injured on the set of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Must've been all that lame, non-threatening, dry-humping vampire action. Shit will kill you. [WonderWall]
- Drew Barrymore has mommy issues. Oh, yeah, well Mackenzie Phillips' dad stuck his penis in her for 10 years, so maybe quit your bitching. Just a thought. [The Blemish]
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Sep 10 2009Drew Barrymore & Ellen Page are kissing
Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page lock lips and pretend to have some sort of pseudo-lesbian relationship in the October issue of Marie Claire. Except what's teased as a "curiously intimate chitchat" with the two only includes talk of backpacking through Romania and absolutely no mention of me wearing a bear costume and holding the camera. Lesbianism? I calculate not.
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Jul 13 2009Drew Barrymore has nice hair
Drew Barrymore looks remarkably good on the set of her new movie Going the Distance Sunday. Granted, she probably had access to an entire hair and make-up team prior to these photos, let's let Drew have her moment. She earned it. By sitting in a chair where let's assume she couldn't see her BlackBerry. You brave woman!
May 20 2009Lindsay Lohan still having gargoyle sex with Sam
- Lindsay Lohan is still spending the night at Samantha Ronson's house. Then again, where else is she gonna steal money from? Her mom? Ha ha ha! I kill me sometimes. [The Blemish]
- John Mayer tweets he's a "Showbiz Type" who talks too much but is not a douche. Really? Then how you do explain the Twittering? I rest my case. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Gosselin is blogging now. The topic of her first post? "How Jon Never Helps with the Kids." Not even joking. [Just Jared]
- Kathy Griffin calls Spencer Pratt a "preppy murderer" on Craig Ferguson. You may now work in Hollywood again, Kathy. All is forgiven. [Jezebel]
- Drew Barrymore has a new boyfriend. In related news, the Earth continued its orbit around the sun today. [ICYDK]
- Ryan Phillippe already cheating on Abbie Cornish? It's like Reese Witherspoon all over again, except no one's getting cut by a Ginzu chin. [PopSugar]
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Apr 16 2009Heidi Klum to pop out Baby No. 4
- Heidi Klum has confirmed she's pregnant with her fourth child. If this one grows up to look exactly like Heidi, I call dibs. I'll look hot in 18 years. Don't worry. [PopSugar]
- Candy Spelling blames Tori for Aaron Spelling's death. Wow. Jesus. And here I thought Dina Lohan was the worst mother ever. -- Okay, I still do. But, wow. [Jezebel]
- John Madden is retiring and apparently once drew a penis on the telestrator. Talk about the stuff of legends. [Best Week Ever]
- Billy Corgan reduced to making tracks for TNA Wrestling. That's the most hilarious thing I've read all week. And I read this site! Hahaha! I love me. [Vulture]
- Britney Spears' fans in Vancouver are demanding a refund after she walked off-stage for 30 minutes due to "poor ventilation." You paid money to see Britney Spears and are complaining she had to pause the show for safety issues? Just be thankful you didn't get a vagina in the eye. Man, some people. [Allie is Wired]
- Drew Barrymore shows David Letterman her tongue ring which is a far cry from the time she flashed him in 1995. I'd sue. That's just me. [Videogum]
Apr 15 2009Drew Barrymore gets dolled up again
Drew Barrymore dolled herself up for the premiere of Grey Gardens last night. Unfortunately, she also brought Justin Long, and the two were openly affectionate, according to People. Normally, I'd say "To each his own," except Drew is clearly giving Justin the "Did You Just Roofie Me?" Face in the final shot. Trust me, I'd The Geekologie Writer would know that look anywhere.
Apr 13 2009Drew Barrymore isn't normally this attractive
Here's Drew Barrymore stopping by Regis and Kelly this morning to promote her new HBO film Grey Gardens, and she's looking surprisingly good for, well, Drew Barrymore. I hear she's one of the few genuinely nice celebrities which probably explains why she had sex with Justin Long. Somebody had to.
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Mar 31 2009Ed Westwick wears a kilt and other news
- Ed Westwick wears a kilt for charity. I wear one for general elegance, and my deep hatred of undergarments. Ladies? [Best Week Ever]
- Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are back together - in a movie! 1,000,000th blogger to make that joke! I win! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kellan Lutz of Twilight poses shirtless for Flaunt Magazine. Surprisingly, the shrieks of a thousand Twi-hards haven't deafened us all. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Alyson Hannigan has a girl! And, no, it wasn't holding a flute. But good question. [Just Jared]
- Melissa Rycroft of The Bachelorette is NOT posing for Playboy. She has principles including, but not limited to, being paid to pick a husband on reality TV. [Radar Online]
