Jun 9 2009Ashton Kutcher is kind of a dick

So Ashton Kutcher posted the following tweet yesterday in regards to David Carradine:

Remind me to never asphyxiate myself while masterbating in bangkok. It just confused people.

@Whoever this tweet was aimed at: Ashton just called and said "Nevermind. Please remind me to masturbate in Bangkok and die in the process bringing some small semblance of sense and justice to the world. Which reminds me, make sure that guy from The Superficial has lots of sex with Demi Moore and/or touches her boobs because I'm the real Ashton Kutcher and thus decree these events transpire in perpetuity."

Thanks to Nick who will verify the validity of this statement. (Don't be a hero.)

Jun 5 2009David Carradine's hands tied behind his back, foul play suspected

David Carradine's manager suspects foul play and revealed the actor had his hands tied behind his back, according to TMZ:

Chuck Binder, Carradine's manager, tells us he firmly believes Carradine did not take his own life -- nor does he think David died accidentally. Binder says the family has been told Carradine's hands were immobilized by the rope.
Carradine was found by a hotel maid Thursday morning with a rope tied around his neck and another around his genitals in a Bangkok hotel room.

The Thai police, however, are leaning towards accidental death. But only because they're in the pocket of Chris Brown. I KNOW IT WAS YOU!

Jun 4 2009UPDATE: David Carradine found dead in Bangkok

David Carradine, best known for starring in the TV series Kung Fu, was found dead yesterday in Bangkok where he was on location shooting a film, according to People:

According to manager Chuck Binder, the movie's producer went to Carradine's hotel room and found that he had passed away. Binder told Fox News the death is "shocking and sad. He was full of life, always wanting to work ... a great person."
Married five times and divorced four - he is survived by his widow, Annie Bierman, whom he married in 2004 - Carradine was nominated as Best Actor for his role as folksinger Woody Guthrie in 1976's Bound for Glory. Among his later screen roles was in Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill, in which he played Bill.

Rest in Peace, Grasshopper.

UPDATE: BBC News reports David hung himself in the closet of his hotel room and was found with a cord around his neck and "other parts of his body." Well, that's one way to go.