Nov 13 2009Daniel Radcliffe caught practicing herbal magic
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is denying he's smoking a joint on the cover of a British tabloid that ran today, according to the Daily Mail:
A spokeswoman for Radcliffe said: 'Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this.'
The accusation came as shock to fans and could well have land him in trouble with bosses in charge of the family friendly Harry Potter franchise.
The pictures were taken by Wadia Tazi, a fellow guest at the party, held at a high-rise in Camden.
Even if Daniel Radcliffe was smoking a little herb, he really has nothing to worry about. It's pretty much a given that Kristen Stewart inhales 55 bowls for breakfast, yet Twilight's still the most powerful movie franchise in the known universe right now. Also, did you see how I just equated Daniel Radcliffe with a female lead? Pwned by a Muggle, Potter. FACE!
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Jul 14 2009Channing Tatum in GQ and other news
- Tony Romo ditched Jessica Simpson because John Mayer was still texting her. Unless John Mayer was slicing off Tony's hands before they touched Jessica breasts, he might have overreacted a bit. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox is pursuing Rain while using Brian Austin Green's penis as a safety net which, let's be honest, is probably the best his life will ever get. I'd start setting up hidden cameras, Brian. You'll thank me later. [The Blemish]
- Jeremy Piven is still trying to bang Hayden Panettiere. Has he tried trapping her under a thimble? I hear that's effective. [Celebslam]
- Jessica Alba apparently still gets followed by the paparazzi. Your guess is as good as mine. [PopSugar]
- Robert Pattinson in a suit. Now, remember, ladies, don't bring your laptop in the tub. Unless I'm there to supervise. [Just Jared]
- Daniel Radcliffe thinks it's cool that people think he's gay. Especially women. But mostly so they'll change in front of him allowing him to drop the classic line "Shazam! Harry Potter loves boobies now!" Oh, man, talk about good times. Until the cops show up. [ICYDK]
May 8 2009Reese Witherspoon is sporty
- Reese Witherspoon training to be a softball player. Think of her as your butch gym teacher that you wouldn't mind see kiss a girl. [ICYDK]
- Ryan Phillippe wears a wifebeater and takes his daughter Ava out for a bagel. Thnk of him as your butch gym teach- Wait, I already used that joke. [PopSugar]
- Sean Penn is officially on his way to divorce which means only one thing: Time for blonde highlights. Because, honestly, liberals aren't thought of as closet gays enough. Thanks, Sean Penn! [Jezebel]
- Daniel Radcliffe's has a new transvestite best friend. Okay, maybe those Harry Potter books do fuck a kid up. You win, church. [Best Week Ever]
- Justin Timberlake will be hosting SNL tomorrow night because, obviously, he hates having sex with Jessica Biel 24/7. That's like owning a motorcycle and not jumping over a helicopter with it. Sad. [Lainey Gossip]
- New Kids on the Block continue to get booked on The Today Show confirming what I've suspected all along. Matt Lauer is the missing Wahlberg brother. So, the prophecy was true! [Videogum]
Oct 10 2008Zac Efron might do naked stuff
This one's for you, ladies (and The Geekologie Writer):
Zac Efron of High School Musical fame is eyeing up the controversial role in Equus that's currently played by Harry Potter himself Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel was looking to shed his child star image and took the part which requires a full-frontal nude scene with a horse. Now Zac is looking to get in on the wang-dangling action. The Sun reports:
Zac let slip at the London premiere of High School Musical 3, saying: "You know that Daniel Radcliffe role on Broadway, well it's been mentioned.”
He is clearly hoping to shed his wholesome image, having just finished shooting period drama Me and Orson Welles alongside CLAIRE DANES.
He said: ''I would love to just sit down and talk with LEONARDO DICAPRIO and JOHNNY DEPP and pick their brains about their early careers. They do it because they love it, not because they enjoy being famous. You have to have good foresight and be really careful. If you don't adapt and learn at a very young age, you can really mess up."
Hey, if flashing your penis to a room full of people is acting, then call me Leonard Fucking Nimoy. Unless the room is air-conditioned, then call me Tiny Kevin Connolly. Ha ha! I can kick this kid all day. He's like a hackey sack!
Feb 23 2007Daniel Radcliffe shows off his wang
Remember those promo shots for Equus and that shot of Daniel Radcliffe's bare ass? If you thought to yourself, "Hey, I really wish I was on the other side of that photo" then you're in luck. I'd never thought I'd ever be saying this, but here's a super NSFW full frontal shot of Harry Potter's penis. And if you're wondering what's up with all the horse erotica lately, it's because I've slowly been turning this site into a home for animal sex perverts. What, you couldn't tell? Then you must be one of them.
Thanks to everybody that sent this in. And when I say 'thanks' I mean it in the loosest least thankful way possible.
