May 18 2009Cynthia Nixon gets engaged to a girl. I think.

Cynthia Nixon is engaged to her long-time girlfriend Christine Marinoni, according to Access Hollywood:

According to the source, the "Sex and The City" star told the crowd at the Love, Peace and Marriage Equality rally in New York City, that she became engaged last month.
"I think we would definitely [get married] if it became legal in New York," Cynthia told Access' Shaun Robinson in an interview last year. "I don't really want to get married to get married pretend. I think we'd like to do it in a real, actual, legal way that the state would recognize."

Someone help me out here. Based on my understanding, lesbians are supposed to be attracted to women. So why do they always end up dating ones that look like men? Or is the vagina the ultimate trump card here? "Sure, she looks like my brother, but hey, no penis. High five!"

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May 28 2008Sex and the City NYC Premiere: I hope they wear insane dresses. Oh, good!

Sarah Jessica Parker and the girls dazzled New York last night at the premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie. And by dazzled I mean these broads look ridiculous. For a show that's about fashion you'd figure they'd at least look somewhat hot and not like my high school prom if everyone was 40. All that said, I present to you, for your mocking pleasure, the lovable characters of Sex and the City: HorseFace, Slutty Cougar, The One Who Used to Be Hot Five Years Ago and Does it Matter?

Enjoy!

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