Sep 30 2009Courtney Love has nipples because God's a sick bastard and hates your eyes
Here's a clearly bra-less Courtney Love walking around SoHo yesterday, and this is pretty much on par with seeing my grandmother naked. If not worse. There's no chance of fresh-baked cookies after this one, just tears, hyperventilating and the inability to ever get an erection again. Seriously, I could try to take a Viagra right now and it'd probably jump out of my hand before saying "I quit."
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Sep 25 2009Dita Von Teese is busty and other news
- Courtney Love is apparently competing with Lindsay Lohan for the title of "Most Cracked Out Twitter User." [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman keeps picking up his daughter after school [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton's new show is canceled after airing just two episodes. [Just Jared]
- Megan Fox hosts SNL this weekend. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan is worried the guy who robbed her house will spill secrets that will ruin her career. And by career I mean spotty employment that's just enough to keep the blow coming in. [Celebslam]
- Heidi Klum's baby is going to have a bitch of a time breastfeeding. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Bijou Phillips claims she knew about the incestuous affair between Mackenzie and their father John. Which explains how she end up a Scientologist. Ha! Just kidding. But not really. [The Blemish]
- Pamela Anderson owes $1 million in unpaid construction bills. Time to stop giving away freebies. [Wonderwall]
Sep 11 2009UPDATE: Courtney Love: 'Guitar Hero raped Kurt Cobain'
Courtney Love is threatening to sue Activision over Kurt Cobain being an unlockable character in Guitar Hero 5 and took to her Twitter page to scream bloody murder. Of course this was probably to save her own ass because, surprise! Guess who signed the agreement and the back of the check. TMZ reports:
Cobain's widow just unleashed a serious Twitter attack on Activision -- the game developer -- saying they never got her permission to use Kurt's image ... and she wouldn't have given it to them if they had asked. Here's a sample:
"not in twenty JILLION years would i EVER have allowed this and this islethal."
"we get NO money for this, travesty, Frances gets NO money for the rape."
Activision released the following statement:
"Guitar Hero secured the necessary licensing rights from the Cobain estate in a written agreement signed by Courtney Love to use Kurt Cobain's likeness as a fully playable character in Guitar Hero® 5."
In a less crazy corner, Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic issued a statement voicing their disappointment, the AP reports:
"While we were aware of Kurt's image being used with two Nirvana songs, we didn't know players have the ability to unlock the character," they said. "This feature allows the character to be used with any kind of song the player wants. We urge Activision to do the right thing in 're-locking' Kurt's character so that this won't continue in the future."
"While we were aware of Kurt's image being used." Read: "While we were aware Courtney loves heroin but hates working..."
UPDATE: So apparently Rolling Stone has an interview with Activision back in August where they reveal "Courtney supplied us with photos and videos and knew exactly what she wanted Kurt to look like." Then again, I'm willing to believe Courtney remembers absolutely nothing of this because Vicodin's delicious. Thanks to pushedback in the comments.
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Jun 29 2009Leighton Meester does music videos now
- Jon and Kate Gosselin are done making statements to the tabloids. Which means we can say whatever the fuck we want. Kate's vagina looks like an alligator! [Just Jared]
- Jackson Rathbone > Robert Pattinson? Or is that Twi-hard blasphemy? Oh, wait, one of them just nailed a dead bat to my door. It's blasphemy. [Lainey Gossip]
- Courtney Love somehow continues to walk among the living. [Celebslam]
- Paris Hilton finally takes the inevitable step into camel porn. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Gisele Bundchen prepares for MILFdom by using Bridget Moynahan's son as a practice dummy. [PopSugar]
- Leonardo DiCaprio had his shoes stolen by fans last week. I'm sure that'll make him feel special until later this week when Robert Pattinson's fans gnaw off his left foot. You heard it here first. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jun 24 2009Courtney Love is probably gonna die soon
Ever wonder what eating a bowl of heroin for breakfast does to the human body?
Ta-da!
Apr 28 2009Julia Roberts is capable of profanity
- Julia Roberts swears! And even more shockingly, is alive. Holy shit! [PopSugar]
- Fergie's shoe line includes heels named after The Jonas Brothers? So are you not allowed to wear them until you're married? I don't get it. [MTV Buzzworthy]
- Courtney Love is opening up a lingerie store. Want to make your husband impotent? Your prayers have been answered. [ICYDK]
- Hugh Jackman isn't fucking with swine flu and has canceled the Mexican leg of his Wolverine promotional tour. Fortunately, he waited for Heidi and Spencer to get down there before saying "Ha, you're joking right? Pull the plug." [Videogum]
- Gisele Bundchen takes her baby out to play. Even though it came of Bridget Moynahan's vagina. Mere technicality. [Jezebel]
- Keira Knightley insists she eats. In fact, she loves food so much she'll marry it right here then have food children. -- I've gone too far, haven't I? [Best Week Ever]
- Suri Cruise bolts from Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes, you should take notes. [Allie is Wired]
Feb 11 2009Courtney Love lives up to style accolades
Courtney Love has been partying her face off in London and living up to her title as Elle's Style Woman of the Year. You might think getting whacked out on opiates then apparently stopping by Burger King isn't fashion, but trust me it is. On the planet Drug-ulon.*
*Possibly not a real planet.
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Feb 9 2009Courtney Love rewarded for her appearance
Because the apocalypse is at hand, Courtney Love was named "Woman of the Year" at the 2009 Elle Style Awards this weekend. Apparently, looking like a slowly-melting version of Madonna on heroin is this year's black. Who knew?
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