Jul 21 2009Britney Spears' conservatorship to end in November

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Jamie Spears is ready to let Britney Spears make her own decisions in November which is conveniently when her gravy train tour ends. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us Jamie Spears will ask the court to review the terms of the conservatorship after her concert tour ends in November. Jamie can't ask the judge to end it -- just to review it. The judge then decides if Britney should regain control of her life.
We're told Jamie thinks Britney is ready to roll on her own. He has made her life his full time job since February, 2008.
Fact is ... if it weren't for the tour, given Britney's progress, the judge might already have made the decision to undo the conservatorship. The various vendors were promised under their contracts that the conservatorship would stay in tact throughout the tour.

Really? November? The same month as, oh I dunno, Thanksgiving. Jesus. I can almost read the headlines now:

Britney Spears Attacks Macy's Turkey Float with Gravy Gun
Britney Spears Sues Barack Obama for Pardoning Turkey
Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Die in Freak Eating Contest. Nation's Pie Supply Dangerously Low.

Then again, nothing like job security during a recession. FREE BRITNEY!

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Apr 29 2009Sam Lutfi slapped with three year restraining order

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After a lengthy court battle with Britney Spears' conservatorship, a judge has issued a permanent restraining order preventing Sam "I'll Piss On Your Grave" Lutfi from going anywhere near the pop singer or her children. Jon Eardley, an attorney who claimed Britney tried to hire him, has also been shut down, according to TMZ:

Britney and both her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, are protected under the order. Lutfi and Jon Eardley are not allowed to go within 100 yards of Brit's home, job or workplace.
Sam and Jon also have to stay away from K-Fed's place and any of Britney's family members' homes.
The conservators filed for the restraining order because they said Lutfi and Jon were trying to torpedo the conservatorship by contacting Britney behind their backs.

I like how they included Kevin in the restraining order. I'm sure they didn't have to, but it's nice they make him feel special. Also, he earned his Britney-money the old-fashioned way: Knocking up an insane rich woman. You gotta respect that.

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Apr 2 2009Sam Lutfi's sister: 'Britney tried to end conservatorship'


Seen here in two new shots from her Candies ad (Because why go back to looking at the non-CGI version?), Britney Spears allegedly concocted the plan to have Sam Lutfi hire a lawyer to battle her conservatorship. At least that's what Sam's sister Christina claimed during her surprise testimony in his restraining order hearing yesterday. People reports:

"[Britney] told me she wanted to get a hold of Sam," said Christina, 25, whose brother had once been Spears's manager. "She wanted him to help her find a lawyer, and wanted someone to get a prepaid cell phone to her. She was scared because her father was blackmailing her with visitation rights over her kids."
Spears allegedly told Christina to meet her on the fifth floor gym of the Peninsula Hotel on Jan. 16. When Christina arrived, Spears was working out with her mother while a bodyguard stood nearby. But they rendezvoused in a sauna where Christina gave her a phone, saying it was from Sam and ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, which Spears then hid in a locker. "She asked me, 'Will Sam be able to help me?'" Christina added.
The phone, however, was later discovered by Spears's security team and confiscated from her purse.

Okay, there are two giant red flags here that let me know this is bullshit:
1. Christina came out of the same uterus as Sam Lutfi. 2. She not only claims Britney Spears is capable of being the mastermind behind all this, but also came up with a plan that didn't involve onion rings. -- I rest my case.

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