Oct 28 2008Angelina Jolie leaving Brad Pitt for Clint Eastwood (I'm calling it.)
Angelina Jolie went stealth last night and made a surprise appearance at the Hollywood Film Fest to present Clint Eastwood with the Director of the Year award. The crowd literally gasped when Angelina took the stage. She then bolted immediately afterward like some sort of sexy ninja award-giver. Us Magazine reports:
"There are some people in the business who are icons, and we often wonder if when we meet them, they will live up to what we imagined them to be," she said while presenting the award. "And Clint Eastwood in person is better."
She continued: "Clint is what every great director should be. He is a great leader, and I certainly would follow him anywhere."
Eastwood, 78, poured the praise on Jolie as well.
"Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because I get to look at that gorgeous beauty every day," he said. "But she's also a great talent."
If Angelina Jolie ditched Brad Pitt to have Clint Eastwood's geriatric babies, seriously, would you be surprised? I mean, she married Billy Bob Thornton, so it's anybody's ball game. You could tell me she got knocked up by Carrot Top, and it'd sound about right.
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Oct 8 2008Clint Eastwood hearts Sarah Palin
I've been posting about celebrities who want Sarah Palin to get feline AIDS, so it's only fair I talk about the ones who support the governor of Alaska. In this case, legendary actor/director and self-described libertarian Clint Eastwood shared his thoughts on the recent vice-presidential debate. Page Six reports:
One of the candidates the other night seemed more prone to telling the truth than the other," Eastwood said. The cheese-and-Chardonnay crowd laughed, presumably because they thought he meant Joe Biden.
But the laughs among the 300 worshipful movie buffs at the Directors Guild theater dried up when Ross interjected, "I liked her, too!"
Eastwood went on to talk about how well "she" did, although he stopped short of a ringing endorsement.
This is the part where I'm supposed to tell Clint Eastwood, like all the other celebrities, to keep his mouth shut about politics. Except, I don't care if he is 100, that's the face of a man who would come to my house and beat me to death with a railroad track - with the train still on it. CHOO CHOO!
