Aug 29 2008Demi Moore once hosed down lesbians with her breast milk, says Madonna's brother
At an after-party for Madonna's recently launched Sticky & Sweet Tour, her brother Christopher Ciccone felt the mood was right for sharing a lactating Demi Moore anecdote with The Sun. But, then again, when isn't the mood right for a Demi Moore story about breast milk? (Answer: Christmas dinner. I've been shunned.):
He said: “We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”
Try club soda. Now, keep in mind the source of this story is Madonna's brother and The Sun. So the only place this really happened is my mind - and right now: "Look out, Demi, she wants you to sign a petition for gay adoption! PEW PEW PEW!"
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Jul 14 2008Madonna's brother on A-Rod: There wasn't an affair - she's Catholic!
Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone stopped by Good Morning America today to talk about his new tell-all book about growing up with famous sister. He dismissed tabloid rumors that Madonna had an affair with New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez:
"First of all -- despite everything else, she's still a Catholic girl," he said.
"It seemed absurd to me, truly," Ciccone said.
"I think that he was interested in Kaballah, to be honest," he said. "I doubt that this is actually an affair. I really doubt that she had any -- I'm, I'm sure she had nothing to do with the breakup of their marriage."
Ha! Madonna's a devout Catholic. Good one. So, seriously, they did it in a Kaballah temple didn't they? I knew it. I bet the lighting makes her look almost human. You know, until you start doing the deed and realize "Wait, I don't remember a sack of flour being in here..."
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