Oct 12 2009Christina Hendricks is an ample bride
Christina Hendricks wed her boyfriend of only a few months Geoffrey Arend on Saturday in New York, according to People. Now, I'm not the marrying type, but if I ever decided to sign my own death sentence, those are exactly what I want to see bounding down the aisle towards me. I'm pretty sure Geoffrey stood at the altar and thought about all the things he'd do to those bad boys, but not before taking the time to pat himself on the back for the most successful blackmail scheme of all time. It seems like only yesterday he came across her drowning that baby.
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Sep 21 2009Mad Men at the Emmys
When I decided to make an Emmys post featuring the cast of Mad Men, I was immediately faced with a difficult choice. Who should be the top pic: Don Draper himself, Jon Hamm or Joan the office bombshell, Christina Hendricks? So I took the easy way out and Photoshopped Don's head onto Joan's body. I'm pretty sure this is wrong on a whole bunch of levels, but then again, let's not pretend it isn't oddly arousing. I don't know if I want it to pitch me an ad campaign or pour scotch from a bottle clutched between its ample bosom, so once again I'm leaning towards both at the same time. Jesus. I've found the solution to everything.
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Aug 4 2009Christina Hendricks does Esquire
Here's Christina Hendrick posing for Esquire to coincide with the season premiere of Mad Men. Just to prove how insane of a bombshell Christina is, I've managed to turn several female coworkers into lesbians just by showing them these pics. Though some might say seeing me lick my monitor in the process may have been a factor. But, seriously, how else do you set the ambiance? Michael Bolton music?
Dec 15 2008Sharon Osbourne attacks Charm School contestant (And other chicanery)
Nuggets of journalistic gold:
- Megan Hauserman (above) is pressing charges against Sharon Osbourne after being attacked during the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion last night. Somebody in VH1's marketing department just got a raise. [TMZ]
- Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore tried to duck out of a cancer benefit early by slipping out the back door of Kitson. Only thing is there is no back door which ended in FAIL and everybody laughing at them. I love happy endings. [Page Six]
- Kate Winslet regrets not being at the deathbed of her former lover who she "relucantly" let end the relationship once he got bone cancer. She now wishes she stuck it out because "he was gone very quickly." Hindsight's always 20/20 - particularly when you're the most horrible person in the world. [The Sun]
- Christina Hendricks, the insanely hot Joan from Mad Men, is engaged. First person to point out she was also on Firefly still lives with their mom - which technically was just me. Dammit. [People]
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