Jul 14 2009Jon Gosselin is not a clothing designer
Despite both Christian Audigier and Jon Gosselin telling media outlets the two were starting a children's clothing line together, Audigier's reps began denying the project today. Us Weekly reports:
"Christian is absolutely not starting a kids' clothing line with Jon," a rep for Audigier tells Us. "As of right now, there is no clothing line in the works between them at all."
Gosselin -- an Ed Hardy fan -- and his 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman spent the past few days on board Audigier's yacht in St. Tropez in the French Riviera.
The two however spent last night getting shitfaced in St. Tropez, so I wonder what could've gone wrong. I mean, c'mon, Jon wore red plaid shorts and a white T-shirt while dining in France with a noted fashion mogul. No one wears an outfit like that unless they're closing, baby. Also, the man clipped a cellphone to his belt, people. Seriously, you don't fuck with that unless your cock's made of checks. Am I right? Hell yeah, I'm right. Land this baby, Gosselin!
Jul 13 2009Jon Gosselin: Children's clothing designer
Details of Jon Gosselin's meeting in France with Christian Audigier have been revealed. Turns out the reality star dad and his 22-year-old concubine Hailey Glassman will be designing a children's clothing line that the Gosselin children will model in ads. People reports:
"She'll have a lot of input with Christian," Gosselin told PEOPLE of Hailey's involvement. "And I will, too." And don't forget the plus eight -- Gosselin tells PEOPLE that his eight kids, who spent the weekend with Kate at the family's Pennsylvania home, will model his designs in ads for the line. Audigier tells PEOPLE that he approached Gosselin with the idea after noticing that the reality show dad often wore his tattoo-inspired T-shirts on Jon and Kate Plus Eight. "He's huge," says the French designer, who may also collaborate with Gosselin on a specialty motorcycle collection. "Everyone knows this family. And everyone will know our clothes. They'll be fun, easy clothes for kids."
Okay, I think most of American was hoping for Jon Gosselin to grow a pair, but perhaps publicly flaunting his new girlfriend in France then pimping out his kids to Ed Hardy might've been a tad overboard. I was thinking more along the lines of giving Kate crushed ice when she demanded cubes then quietly whispering to himself "I hate my life" while bottling his rage. You know, healthy stuff.
Photos of Jon & Hailey in France
Jul 12 2009Jon Gosselin flaunts new girlfriend in France
So much for Deanna Hummel. Jon Gosselin very publicly took his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman to France on Saturday where Jon was invited to meet with Christian Audigier about working for the Ed Hardy line which is amazing. Mostly because I was just wondering the other day how Jon Gosselin can do something douchier than wearing a bluetooth all the time, and he pulled it off: Promoting Ed Hardy clothes. Well played. RadarOnline reports:
Jon is meeting with Christian Audigier, one of the bigwigs of the Ed Hardy clothing line. And Hailey is there for more than just fun - we've learned she wants to launch her own line of shoes and sandals so Jon promised her a meeting with the Ed Hardy people! Hailey is the daughter of Kate Gosselin's doctor Lawrence Glassman, who performed Kate's tummy tuck. Hailey is 22, Jon is 32.
Hailey was busted by cops for possession of marijuana, hashish and hashish oil in 2005 and a male friend described her as "one of the most wild women I've ever met."
On May 24 Jon and Hailey were caught slipping into the Bourbon Street bar in Nyack and were caught on surveillance tapes obtained by Radaronline enjoying drinks. As they left Jon was spooked by a photographer out front and fled through the back alley, cell phone in hand. By then, Hailey told pals, she and Jon had been secretly dating "for several months."
Of course, this arrangement makes perfect sense. Dr. Glassman failed to craft a stomach on Kate that wouldn't make Jon's penis recoil in fear, so that frees him to bang the good doctor's 22-year-old daughter in return. It's practically biblical.
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Nov 23 2008Crystal Rock Audigier is Paris Hilton in waiting
Saturday night, fashion designer Christian Audigier threw his daughter Crystal Rock a 16th birthday party in Hollywood that made every single episode of My Super Sweet 16 look like it was filmed at goddamn Chuck E. Cheese. Take a look at what he sprung for:
1. Two cars delivered by Paris and Nicky Hilton. Who doesn't love a grim look at the future?
2. T.I. Because sweet 16's are totally gangsta, dawg.
3. The Pussycat Dolls. What's a birthday party without strippers? Mazal tov!
4. Miley Cyrus' boyfriend Justin Gaston. Minus the Miley, add extra gay.
5. Khloe Kardashian. So everyone felt more beautiful by comparison. Good thinking.
Jesus, with a shindig like this I'm surprised there wasn't a secret room full of blood diamonds and baby panda skins. Her parents must hate her.
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