Jun 4 2009Audrina Patridge sells burgers in a bikini and gets dumped
- Audrina Patridge just got kicked to the curb by Star Trek actor Chris Pine. Maybe this shot of her in a Carl's Jr. ad will change his mind. Or set his standards a little higher next time. Either one. [The Blemish]
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson continue their secret London romance. Of course, the only thing secret is Sam's penis. Kind of. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jessica Simpson and Denise Richards apparently go to the same tanning salon. ON THE SUN. [PopSugar]
- Heidi and Spencer are "everything that's wrong with America," says NBC exec - right before putting them back on prime time television. David Carradine, wait up. [ICYDK]
- Angelina Jolie turns 34 today. As a birthday gift to Angelina, The Superficial would like to point out that Jennifer Aniston is 40. You're welcome! [Just Jared]
Jun 3 2009Spencer Pratt calls Audrina Patridge a 'ho'
With the departure of Heidi and Spencer from I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, producers turned to Audrina Patridge as a replacement only to receive a stiff rebuttal from her manager, according to TMZ:
"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
Naturally, this prompted Spencer to go on the attack, or in the words of Octomom, "glob" for attention:
Spencer just told TMZ, "Heads up, Audrina. Just because you have a one night stand with a guy who's in a movie called "Star Trek" doesn't make you a star. You're just a ho."
Why do I get the feeling the real problem here is Spencer just wants a handjob from Mr. Spock? Besides the fact I'm omnipotent as hell.
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May 20 2009Audrina Patridge dating Chris Pine?
Audrina Patridge (left) and Captain Kirk himself, Chris Pine, were photographed drinking together at the Red Lion Tavern in L.A. a few nights ago, and according to Star, the two have been hooking up since April:
The honey from The Hills first met Chris in Vegas while both attended the ShoWest Awards in early April. "Audrina had been looking for a boyfriend for a while," a source tells Star. "She thought Chris was so charming. Not to mention really hot!"
Back in L.A., they continued their fling with secret hookups at Chris' pad. On May 2, Audrina made an early-morning exit from the building -- wearing the heels and tank top she'd donned the night before!
This all makes sense when you think about it. Captain Kirk banged all kinds of aliens, so naturally, he'd bed a third-tier character from The Hills whose breasts are 50 miles apart. That's just continuity.
May 18 2009Elizabeth Banks: Crazed diva?
- Elizabeth Banks is the new Sharon Stone? So, when do we get to see her vagina? Seriously, give me a date. I'll make time. [Lainey Gossip]
- Britney Spears will perform on the season finale of American Idol - because God hates you. True story. [Allie is Wired]
- Evangeline Lilly needs to make love to me. It's what Sawyer would want. Or Jack, I'm not picky either. [Jezebel]
- Penelope Cruz is currently battling food poisoning at Cannes. In case you were wondering about a marginally famous star's digestive system, gotcha covered. [ICYDK]
- LeAnn Rimes photographed with her alleged other man Eddie Cibrian yesterday during halftime at a Lakers game. Are all country singers retarded? If so, why won't they let Jessica Simpson in their club? [Just Jared]
- Chris Pine is the new Matthew McConaughey. Who doesn't enjoy a shirtless Captain Kirk? Besides Sulu. [PopSugar]
May 15 2009Robert Pattinson likes the drinky
- Robert Pattinson got trashed again with Kristen Stewart for his birthday. Crazy Twi-hard fan stabbing her in 5... 4... 3... [Lainey Gossip]
- Cameron Diaz appears on the latest cover of Vogue and has apparently decided to stop looking hot and start looking like your mom. On that note, can I come to your house for dinner? [Just Jared]
- Chris Pine poses for GQ magazine. Finally, I'll know how to dress like a dreamier, non-Canadian Captain Kirk. Oh boy! [Pink is the New Blog]
- Shia LaBeouf admits to going on a date with Rihanna while filming Indiana Jones 4. I think I speak for everyone when I say: Kill, Chris Brown! Kill! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Nick Hogan is having trouble getting his own reality show. Wow, am I actually experiencing joy because of the reality TV industry? What in the... [Celebslam]
May 7 2009Kate Gosselin kinda sorta denies affair rumors
- Kate Gosselin "very hesitant" to believe affair rumors. That's not a denial, folks. Although, a confirmation would be Jon Gosselin's head on a stick in their front yard. But, you know, tastefully so the kids can use it as tetherball. Family first. [Radar Online]
- Vanessa Hudgens wants to see other people because Zac Efron won't propose to her. Easier solution: Threaten to out him. God, I should be a couples counselor. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Aniston is reportedly dating Bradley Cooper. Jesus. Who hasn't this guy dated? He's like a male Drew Barrymore. But not famous. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Chris Pine talks about his first acting job as a drunk patient on E.R. Which is funny because I told a woman I was a doctor on a first date. -- Does Chris' story end with pepper spray? Because that's where mine is going. [Just Jared]
- Kate Hudson and Liv Tyler do three nights of red carpet events in a row. Wow. It's like they lead the harshest existence known to man. Next you'll tell me they had to get their own Starbucks - and wait in line. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan apparently spent the night at Samantha Ronson's house this week. Although, for the record, Sam was out of town, so Lindsay just busted out the peephole and slid through. That's not creepy. [Pink is the New Blog]
