Nov 17 2009Chris Brown talks about dating again. Oh, good.
Hopefully the point of asking Chris Brown when he's going to date is to alert potential victims, but this is MTV so let's assume they want to film it:
"My whole dating thing, I've been kinda chillin'," he told MTV News. "I mean, I'm Chris Brown. I'm not saying it like that, but it's just, like, girls are gonna be around. I love women. But I would say I've just been chillin'. I haven't really been trying to get into a relationship or trying to date anybody. I've just kinda been working on me. Like I said, just really getting me straight."
If by "I'm Chris Brown" you didn't mean "I have a shitload of money and women are gold-digging whores who'll convince themselves it's Rihanna fault for sticking her ear between my teeth," you're doing it wrong.
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Nov 9 2009Chris Brown says Rihanna should shut up. Smart.
In a statement to MTV News, Chris Brown pretty much says Rihanna should've kept her mouth shut last week which surprisingly didn't send his publicist careening off a cliff in a hale of bourbon and barbiturates - yet:
"While I respect Rihanna's right to discuss the specific events of February 8, I maintain my position that all of the details should remain a private matter between us," he said in the statement. "I do appreciate her support and wish her the best. I am extremely sorry for what I did, and I accept accountability for my actions. At this point, I am taking the proper steps to learn about me and grow from my mistakes. I only hope that others in similar situations can learn from our experience as well. Abuse of any kind is always wrong. The rest I leave it to God."
And Chris Brown is right. Rihanna probably shouldn't have told the world he bit her in the ear and fingers like a belligerent three-year-old. It's the least she could do to thank him for all those punches to the face. Some people are just ungrateful, I guess.
Nov 5 2009Rihanna: THE INTERVIEW
In an interview with Diane Sawyer on today's Good Morning America, Rihanna talks about her humiliation for not only being beaten by Chris Brown but going back to him after the incident:
"That's embarrassing that that's the type of person that I fell in love with," Rihanna told "Good Morning America's" Diane Sawyer in her first television interview discussing the assault. "So far in love. So unconditional that I went back. It's humiliating to say this happened. To accept that? It's a traumatizing experience." Her decision to go back to Brown, she said, was a mistake.
"I stayed. I even went back after he beat me, which was wrong," she said. "But again ... I'm a human being and people put me on a very unrealistic pedestal. And all these expectations, I'm not perfect."
The 21-year-old star acknowledged that Brown held her in a headlock twice that night and bit her on the ear and fingers.
Rihanna also realized young girls look up to her and she was setting a horrible precedent by staying with Chris Brown who apparently fights like he was told he couldn't have a juice box while watching Dora:
"It's completely normal to go back. It's not right. I learned the hard way, but again, this is what I want people to know," she said. "When I realized that my selfish decision for love could result in some young girl getting killed, I could not be easy with that part. I couldn't be held responsible for going back.
"Even if Chris never hit me again, who is to say that their boyfriend won't? Who's to say that they won't kill these girls?" she said. "These are young girls and I just didn't realize how much of an impact I had on these girls' lives until that happened."
While it's a little too convenient Rihanna's coming forward just weeks before the release of her new album, I can also see how it's the perfect time to be a role model for young girls in abusive relationships. I dunno, maybe it would ease my conscious if she talked more about the importance of identifying warning signs. Like that time Chris Brown punched a kitten because his custom Xbox didn't have enough diamonds - then angrily waxed his vagina. That kind of stuff.
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Nov 4 2009Rihanna: 'I felt like Britney Spears'
Rihanna opens up to Glamour about the days after the night Chris Brown brutally beat her after a Pre-Grammys party in February:
It has taught me so much. I felt like I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears. That was the level of media chaos that happened the next day. It was like, What, there are helicopters circling my house? There are 100 people in my cul-de-sac? What do you mean, I can't go back home?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, I understand that an abusive experience like this does a number on a woman's self-esteem. You start to think "Did I deserve this? Is this my fault?" which is a completely normal reaction even though the answer to both is an emphatic "no." But equating yourself to Britney Spears? I can't even fahtom going to a place that dark. Damn you, Chris Brown! Damn you to hell!
Nov 2 2009Rihanna: The Exploitation Event of the Season!
I can't tell what I find more disturbing about this teaser: That Rihanna is telling "her story" conveniently in time for the release of her new album, or that ABC is marketing it like it's the next Harry Potter movie. Classy.
Oct 29 2009Chris Brown should stop talking
Seen here performing in New Jersey this week, Chris Brown has been actively posting to his Twitter and fired off the following message to the blogosphere:
OFFICIAL ALBUM DATE: DECEMBER 15... GRAFFITI... NOW BLOG ABOUT THIS..LOL
INSTEAD OF HOW I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF RIHANNA... ROFL... AND SENT HER TO THE ER... LOL... THEN DID NO JAIL TIME CAUSE I GOT DIAMOND SHOES... LMFAO... NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER MILLION OFF HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WHO THINK RIHANNA HAD IT COMING... LOLOLOLOL... KANYE TAUGHT ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE ONLINE... ROFLMAO
Oct 7 2009Katy Perry dresses like a 5 year old and other news
- Nick Nolte's son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater]
- Dina Lohan launches Shoe-han and it's exactly as retarded as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katie Price executes the always classic Britney Spears Umbrella attack. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez is "Lola" now. [Just Jared]
- Chris Brown is probably going to get sued by Wrigley's which totally ruins everyone's plans to make sure he suffers absolutely no consequences. Dammit, Wrigley's! [Celebslam]
- Shia LaBeouf meets Gordon Gekko. [PopSugar]
- Anna Nicole Smith was apparently our nation's most underrated acting talent. [The Blemish]
- Taylor Lautner just made Tom Cruise drop the shirt button he uses for a dinner plate. [Socialite Life]
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Sep 17 2009Chris Brown: 'Community service is off the hook!'
Chris Brown might be court-ordered to perform community service for beating the shit out of Rihanna but that doesn't mean he still can't have a good time tweeting (above) and mixing it up with those crazy paparazzi. Whee! NY Daily News reports:
'Check out my outfit,' Brown said in an afternoon Internet 'tweet' that included a picture of himself in his work duds.
The California judge who sentenced Brown in August granted his request to do his community labor near his home in Richmond after receiving assurances from Virginia officials that hed' be doing hard work.
Richmond Police spokesman Gene Lepley said Brown's schedule will be flexible and include assignments like washing government cars, picking up trash and cleaning up graffiti.
"We'll just take a look at it day by day and certainly would ask for the cooperation of the public and Chris' fans so that he is able to satisfy the work requirements."
While Brown's work hours were supposed to be secret, he clued the paparazzi in to his whereabouts Wednesday through his missives on Twitter.
"On my way to community service...." he tweeted en route to the Richmond Police stable.
It's so nice to see Chris Brown is having a romping good time serving his sentence. God knows he needs a break after getting his face punched in right before his big night at the Grammys. Oh wait.
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