Sep 23 2009Chloe Sevigny & Jason Segel are dating
Chloe Sevigny (Big Love) and Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother) are dating, according to Page Six, and talk about a great match. One of them showed their penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall while the other gave Vincent Gallo a graphic BJ in The Brown Bunny. If you try not to think about it at all, it makes perfect sense. Trust me, I've been in a relationship or two(hundred). I know how these things work.
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May 26 2009Hayden Panettiere & Justin Long? Why not?
- Hayden Panettiere is with Justin Long now? This is what happens when midgets are in heat, folks. Also, they grow tails made of rainbows. [Just Jared]
- Demi Moore Twitters a pic of herself getting a false tooth replaced. Jesus, how many times do I have to tell her? "No gyno, no camera." Four simple words, Demi. [Allie is Wired]
- Evangeline Lilly claims she could've been the "next Angelina Jolie" but turned producers down. Which is really her way of saying Megan Fox shoved her down an elevator shaft and left her for dead. True story. [Lainey Gossip]
- Britney Spears was an "honorary bridesmaid" at her cousin's wedding over the weekend. Which means she was only required to wear a dress and wave from the pew, so grandpa didn't get a face-full of vagina during the inevitable pile-up. Then again, these people are from the South... [Pink is the New Blog]
- Zac Efron approves of Vanessa Hudgens wanting to do nudity in films to shed her Disney image. Christ, finally. If he's going to cry every time he sees her naked, at least let someone else look at her. That's just common courtesy. [Celebslam]
- Chloe Sevigny strung out on heroin in the 80s. That's the only way to describe what's happening here. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jan 15 2009Chloe Sevigny is either the hot one or the ugly one, internal struggle ensues
HBO premiered the third season of Big Love at the Arclight Theater in LA last night, and apparently, Chloe Sevigny thought Rome was coming back because she toga'd that shit up. Nice? In the meantime, I included pics of the other "wives" (Ginnifer Goodwin and Jeanne Tripplehorn) along with Amanda Seyfried just for the hell of it. That said, I'm not endorsing polygamy, but if you want to test it out in my hot tub, I do endorse religious exploration. And bubble fights.
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Nov 16 2008Chloe Sevigny in a bikini
For those of you wondering what Big Love actress Chloe Sevigny looks like when she's not buried under 50 layers of Mormon, here she is at Miami beach yesterday wearing a bikini. Which begs the question: How can one man have all the answers to life's deepest questions? Magic.
