Jun 1 2009Cheryl Burke in a bikini
These are shots of Dancing with the Star's Cheryl Burke in the Caribbeans over the weekend, and I'm guessing she's in great shape for a ballroom dancer. Then again, I'm not invited to many balls because I'm too fancy and make everybody look bad. Trust me, I didn't believe it at first either, but as I rode my bike home that night I realized, "Holy shit, it's true." I would later find myself buying a "Classy as Fuck" T-shirt while repeatedly saying the word "indeed" thus confirming my suspicions.
Jul 8 2008Cheryl Burke wears a bikini again
Cheryl Burke of ABC's Dancing with the Stars hit the beach with friends Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey and let's say Swamp Thing over the holiday weekend. Cheryl definitely has the ass of a professional ballroom dancer. I think. Okay, you got me: I have no clue what a ballroom dancer's ass is supposed to look like. I assume something's missing. Wait, don't tell me; a chandelier! Ha! Superficial Writer, you old devil, you've done it again.
Jun 23 2008Cheryl Burke of Dancing With The Stars in a bikini
If you've ever watched ABC's Dancing with the Stars, then you'll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. If you're like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no idea who the hell she is. However, Cheryl passes the ever critical test of being on this site: A.) she's quasi-famous. and most importantly B.) she's in a bikini. Tom Brokaw once asked me how I've adhered to such high standards for so long. I just looked him deep in the eyes and said "No, Tom, you're not getting a job here." Then he sucker punched me in the pancreas. Non-fiction tale.
NOTE: Last pic is LSFW depending on your work's areola policy. Here, we allow it. But only in the context of breast-feeding or stirring my coffee. Because, at The Superficial, it's people who matter most.
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