Jan 25 2009Prince Harry & Chelsy Davy split
Prince Harry and his on/off girlfriend of five years Chelsy Davy have called it quits, according to News of the World:
Last night a senior source close to the prince confirmed the split and insisted the pair parted “amicably“ because the relationship had, “simply run its course”.
Meanwhile Chelsy’s friends were rallying around her after the meltdown of her fiery romance.
One told us: “She has simply had enough. They have been going through what she calls a ‘rough patch’ and she didn’t see the point in going on.”
Sources close to Chelsy say she feels “betrayed” by Harry’s constant flirting.
“There has been talk of other girls—but Harry denied it. Chelsy felt it was time to call it a day,” said the pal.
Wow. Could you imagine dating a real life prince? Not that I'm sitting here doing that while sighing wistfully in front of the window or anything. As for the tiara, I wear it because I love women and 4-wheel drive vehicles so much. True story.
Dec 30 2008Prince Harry's girlfriend learns the time-honored tradition of royal bikinification
These are pics of Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy vacationing on the island of Mauritius. Man, if I were in the royal family, I'd knight my own penis then chivalrously have my way with everything from Big Ben to the Queen of England. I mean, sure, Chelsy is alright, I guess. But does she tell time on top of Parliament or look like my grandmother? Then I bid you "nay." Sir Cockerton of PantsHugely demands satisfaction! Here here!
