Sep 16 2009Catherine Zeta-Jones' still got it and other news
- Scarlett Johannson is auctioning off a chance to be within gawking distance of her lady mountains. [PopEater]
- Jennifer Aniston singing for Ellen = the worst lesbian porn I've seen in my life. [Lainey Gossip]
- Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen want to name their unborn son Gabriel. [Just Jared]
- Jesus Luz is still bound by Madonna's sorcery. Seek holy water, son. Holy water! [PopSugar]
- Linda Hogan continues banging that Charley Hill kid but has finally found the decency to make him look like a 38 year old bartender at Applebee's. [Celebslam]
- Shia LaBeouf is a Wall Street broker who plays by his own rules. Except for helmet laws which he apparently obeys at the expense of his badass mystique. [Splash News]
- Burt Reynolds was in rehab for an addiction to awesome. And, okay, pain pills. [Wonderwall]
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May 29 2009Brooke Hogan's mom is a piece of work
Brooke Hogan has apparently been accusing her mom of drug use which caused Linda to make a statement that pretty much proves she's high as shit. OK! Magazine reports:
Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things, in a letter to Perez Hilton.
"[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Charley Hill] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called 'Redemption' which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales."
So, let me get this straight, Brooke is being threatened by the secret musical awesomeness of her mother's 19-year-old boyfriend who will be forced to stop saving lives in order to teach Brooke a lesson via superior record sales? -- Nope. No signs of drug abuse here.
Apr 16 2009Hulk Hogan starting to regret O.J. comment
Thanks to his own divorce, Hulk Hogan is starting to regret revealing in a Rolling Stone interview that he understood why O.J. killed Nicole Brown-Simpson and thought about doing the same thing to his ex-wife Linda and her 19-year-old boyfriend Charley. Linda's lawyers have, naturally, jumped all over the comment. TMZ reports:
"We have always maintained that the fear that Linda has had to live with comes from the rage and instability much too often associated with pro wrestlers." The statement goes on: "Linda and her family are taking these recent homicidal comments seriously."
The statement concludes by saying Linda's attorney is weighing his legal options.
Hulk defended himself to TMZ reporters who caught up with him last night:
Last night in Clearwater, FL the Hulkster said his Rolling Stone interview was a 3-day long affair, in which he said he was really the anti-OJ Simpson. But here's the thing. Last night, he explained, "I didn't do the OJ Simpson thing. I took the high road."
I don't really think there's a high and a low road when it comes to murdering your ex-wife. Then again, this is coming from a guy who believed it was "God's will" that his son put another kid in a coma in a drunk drag race crash. I guess what I'm getting at is, someone should hide the knives.
Apr 15 2009Hulk Hogan: 'O.J. Simpson had the right idea'
Hulk Hogan's lawyer should probably teach the Hulkster about premeditated murder, because he just openly admitted to wanting to go O.J. on his ex-wife Linda and her boyfriend Charley, according to Page Six:
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
Here's where O.J. was smart, Hulk, while you're obviously distracted from having sex with Brooke's clone: The Juice had the foresight to kill his ex-wife without announcing his plans during the divorce proceedings thus costing him precious money he needed to beat murder charges. Now, I'm not saying you shouldn't go through with it, just know you're working with a severe handicap and pretty much gave up the element of surprise. Then again, these two don't look like readers, so hang in there. No one likes a quitter.
Nov 22 2008Linda Hogan wants Hulk to pay her boyfriend's tuition
When Old Lady McGrossBoobs isn't pretending to be Paris Hilton, she spends her free time trying to sue Hulk Hogan into paying for shit. She currently rakes in $40 grand a month in spousal support, but how can she send her boytoy Charley to sea school on such paltry funds? I mean, Christ, where's the humanity? TMZ reports:
Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn't enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor's office this week. Hulk says it's for cosmetic surgery.
Sea school, huh? I'm guessing Charley wants to be around some fresh fish for a change. Um, because he loves Red Lobster so much. Yeah, that's exactly what I meant...
NOTE: Christina Aguilera in five years. I'm calling it.
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Oct 29 2008Linda Hogan carries her 19-year-old boyfriend's skateboard for him
Here's Linda Hogan at LAX today with her man-child lover Charley Hill. I love how she's carrying his skateboard through the terminal as if to say "Sure, I bang kids straight out of high school, but I'm a still a mom." On that note, I hope Linda remembered to pack his GameBoy and juice box, or she's going to have an unhappy camper on her hands. (Double entendre NOT intended I'm throwing up in my mouth now.)
UPDATE: Make that the keyboard u0916u9jmkl;m;l,/;;;;-0pk['
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Oct 22 2008Linda Hogan still dating that kid
These are pics of Linda Hogan and her boyfriend Charley Hill arriving at LAX today, and I gotta say, Nick Hogan is one lucky bastard. It must be unbelievably awesome to be 18, getting out of jail, and seeing pics of your 51-year-old mother dating a 19-year-old kid you went to school with. And look he even brought his skateboard! Dude, your mom is totally getting dry-humped at the skate park. HEEEELL YEAH!
