Sep 30 2009Lady GaGa really wants you to look at her crotch
Here's Lady GaGa performing the final show of her tour in D.C. last night, and apparently she wanted the audience to think she was totally free-vag-ing it. This would be kind of cool if I wasn't afraid the clown from Stephen King's "It" is going to roll out and shank me which, let's be realistic, is exactly what would happen.
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Jan 12 2009Nicole Kidman apparently missed the camel toe talk as a young girl
Nicole Kidman did some shopping in Nashville yesterday and offered us a glimpse of what sent Tom Cruise screaming to divorce court like a frightened schoolgirl. Seriously, there's so much moose knuckle going on here, I'm amazed Sarah Palin hasn't popped out of a cheese barrel and peppered Nicole with some buckshot.
SARAH: *BAM* Oh, I got her there that time, dont'cha know.
BYSTANDER: Jesus. You shot Nicole Kidman!
SARAH: Don't go bein' a socialist now.
BYSTANDER: Do you even know what that means?
SARAH: ..... *BAM* 2012!
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