Jul 26 2009Ali Larter has to be feeling a breeze
Here's Ali Larter bending over to dig some change out of her purse in Beverly Hills yesterday while inadvertently making the paparazzi's day. You know, just looking at these pics tells me I'd never make in their line of work. Mostly because I'd score a shot like this only to end up spiking my camera then dousing it with Gatorade. "I'm number one! I'm number one! I'm number - is it supposed to catch fire like that?"
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Jun 9 2009Whitney Port's ass cheeks
Former The Hills star Whitney Port went shopping in New York Sunday with her ass cheeks hanging out of her shorts making her 100 times more interesting than Lauren Conrad. Or roughly the equivalent of a Pop Tart. Without frosting.
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Dec 23 2008Danielle Lloyd proves the British have true grasp on meaning of Christmas
Anyone else think Former Miss Britain Danielle Lloyd has the face of a retarded Drew Barrymore? Redundant, I know, and also a trick question. Danielle Lloyd doesn't even have a face. Ha! Can't believe you fell for that.
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Dec 12 2008Pamela Anderson should just stick with the breasts
Pamela Anderson apparently felt her ass wasn't getting enough stage time in Hans Klok's magic show, so for their opening night in Amsterdam, she took matters into her own hands. There were no survivors.
OR
How to Widely Spread Hepatitis C - And Look Great Doing It!
Figs. 1.1 - 1.11 (Warning: May contain vagina.)
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Dec 11 2008Khloe Kardashian gets naked/airbrushed for PETA
Finally! Now I know what Khloe Kardashian would look like if she stripped naked, was heavily altered to not look like Sasquatch and then jammed her finger in a light socket. Adios, sleepless nights...
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Dec 7 2008Pamela Anderson is sheer elegance
Pamela Anderson hit up an art gallery yesterday in Miami last night looking her just, wow, absolute classiest. I mean, heels with tiny leopard shorts that your ass hangs out of and one of Tommy Lee's old hats? Jesus. I can only assume afterward she mounted a steed and went on a fox hunt with the Queen of England. Release the hounds! And then maybe the dogs, too, if you feel like it. Your call.
EDIT: NOT Fred Durst and added pics of Pamela inside the gallery. Someone explain to me how she was able to hug Paris Hilton without guys in HAZMAT suits busting down the door. What am I paying taxes for?
Dec 1 2008Ginger Spice goes commando at children's awards
Geri Halliwell/Ginger Spice had a slight wardrobe malfunction yesterday on the red carpet and, hey, these things happens. Except this was at the Children's BAFTA ceremony in London where Geri apparently felt the need to go commando. I guess she likes to feel sexy around a roomful of kids. Interesting...
Note to Self: Invite Ginger Spice to romantic dinner. "Accidentally" go to Chuck E. Cheese. Let sexy stuff happen. (Side note: If sexiness does not occur, congratulations. You're getting pepper sprayed.) End Note.
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Nov 30 2008Nicole Richie's ass surprisingly exists
Let me start by saying there are several things I would feasibly believe Nicole Richie possesses:
Pirate ship.
Unicorn.
One Ring to rule them all.
Jesus' body.
But an ass? C'mon, there's no way these aren't Photoshopped. And, seriously, whoever did this, Optimus Prime's face would've looked more realistic back there. You know, provided he was winking and smoking a cigar like Groucho Marx. I'm a helper :)
