Sep 15 2009Bruce Willis is a tough guy
Bruce Willis apparently got in the face of a fan who poked him in the shoulder to say "Hello" during a Fashion Week event in New York. Obviously, this person must've been some burly dude requiring Bruce to get tough, except no wait, it was a woman. RadarOnline reports:
Hanging out with sexy new wife Ema Heming, Bruce was headed to see the Erin Wasson show and passing time by having a few drinks in the lounge. He was in a corner by the bar when several women noticed him.
A few of the women snapped photos with their camera phones and Bruce was gracious, smiling for some of the shots.
Then one fan got too close and poked the action star in the shoulder, as a way of greeting him. Bruce was furious at the stranger.
He was visibly angry, leaned in very close to her and put his finger right in her face. He then said, "Don't you EVER touch me, understand?"
The (former) fan appeared shocked and frightened. Bruce then told his posse and said, "I need to leave." And with that, slipped into the backstage area of the show.
And this is exactly why Bruce Willis isn't cast in romantic comedies anymore. Unless you count Live Free and Die Hard. Remember when he loved that helicopter so much he launched a police car into it? *sniff* Gets me every time.
Jun 17 2009Bruce Willis and his wife take weird pictures
Bruce Willis and his new wife Emma Heming pose for an S&M-themed photo shoot in the latest issue of W. I don't really know what this says about them as a couple, but it's an eerily accurate portrayal of married life. First, it's all naked stuff and cool, then the next thing you know, your wife's banging an EMT because you told her "the mask freaks you out." Who hasn't been down that road before?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that the health inspector should probably take a look at.
Scope Out (12) Pics of Bruce & Emma After the Jump
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Mar 25 2009Bruce Willis found new wife the ol' Hollywood way: On the casting couch
Bruce Willis apparently met his new wife Emma Hemming while orchestrating a cattle call for extras that just happened to be all models, according to Page Six:
An impeccable source tells Page Six: "During the casting of 'Perfect Stranger' [the suspense movie Willis made with Halle Berry two years ago], Bruce was very involved with the casting. In fact, you could say he was extremely involved no matter how minor the role."
At Willis' request, calls were placed to modeling agencies to fill the roles of extras and minor speaking parts.
Our casting source said, "He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to 'read,' he was there in the meeting. It was odd for the star of a movie to do so, but at the time he was single and I guess he needed a date."
The casting sessions/blind dates went well enough. "He started dating [model] Tamara Feldman, with whom he coincidentally enough had a sex scene," our insider said.
Then, Heming was selected for a small speaking part. Willis "started dating both Tamara and Emma but obviously, Emma eventually won out," the source said.
I was going to comment on the overall creepiness of this plan, but at the end of the day it worked. At least until the whole marriage part. Fortunately, Bruce Willis is 90 and practically dead already. Otherwise, I'd call this one a mulligan.
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Mar 23 2009Bruce Willis gets married
Bruce Willis married his girlfriend model/actress Emma Hemming at his home in Turks & Caicos Saturday, according to People:
With ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher among the guests, Bruce Willis said "I do" with model and actress Emma Heming on Saturday, PEOPLE confirms.
The small wedding ceremony took place at the actor's home in Parrot Cay, Turks & Caicos.
Also present among the small group of guests were Moore and Willis's daughters, Rumer Willis, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallullah Belle, 15.
Sadly, the ceremony didn't include a police car flying into a helicopter making it the most unromantic wedding in the history of weddings. Hands down.
May 16 2007Bruce Willis likes them young
52-year-old Bruce Willis is reportedly dating 23-year-old Playmate Tamara Witmer, who's only five years older than his daughter Rumer. Tamara says:
"He's got the sexiest voice!" she says. "He's so smooth and suave. I don't mind the bald head. He's really good looking in person."
As long as she's cool with it then so am I. If you can show me a 52-year-old that would turn this down I'll show you a 52-year-old that's a homosexual. Or maybe lost his penis in a war. Or dead. Heck, I'll show you a dead 52-year-old anyway. Buried under my house! Hyuk hyuk.
A few more shots of Tamara Witmer after the jump.
Mar 26 2007Bruce Willis has really low standards
Bruce Willis turned 52 last week and was spotted making out with Courtney Love at Roxy on Sunset Blvd. A witness says:
"They were full-on making out."
I know he's getting desperate, but Courtney Love? He might as well have been making out with a pile of garbage. I doubt he'd even be able to tell the difference, except that maybe the garbage would smell nicer and have better hair. And probably speak more coherently.
Mar 22 2007Rumer Willis likes putting condoms in her mouth
ONTD took the liberty of grabbing all the pictures off Rumer Willis' Facebook and putting them up. Rumer isn't really famous herself, but she's the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis which makes her, uh, still not famous. Anyways here's a little tip for kids of famous people: don't use the internet. Especially if you're going to use it to post pictures of yourself trying to eat condoms. Plus I read somewhere that the internet can give you gonorrhea. I think it was a newspaper. A newspaper of truth!
The rest of Rumer WIllis' Facebook pictures after the jump, including her posting about dropping out of USC and working retail at Marc Jacobs.
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Oct 2 2006Lance Armstrong and Ivanka Trump maybe get it on
Page Six is claiming that Ivanka Trump and Lance Armstrong are dating, although they have no witnesses and no sources and pretty much no reason to think they're dating at all. Their biggest piece of evidence is, and I quote, "Armstrong is also known for having an eye for hot women and was most recently linked with Paris Hilton." So sure, why not. Lance Armstrong likes hot women so obviously he's dating Ivanka Trump. The case is rock solid. Like this raging erection Bruce Willis's bald head just gave me.
