Jun 5 2009Jessica Simpson isn't entirely frightening me anymore
- Jessica Simpson has not eaten Tony Romo yet. Just keeping everybody updated. [Lainey Gossip]
- Emilie de Ravin (LOST) is divorcing her husband just in time to star in a movie with Robert Pattinson. Hopefully they remember not to get pregnant on the island. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton's first BFF Brittany Flickinger hates that the short-lived friendship has ruined her reputation. Right. Because Paris was such a shining beacon of inspiration before Brittany auditioned. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Hulk Hogan is pissed at Linda's accusations that he smokes pot with Brooke and her boyfriend. He only makes them smuggle HGH across the border for him. Get your facts straight, lady. [Celebslam]
- Kristin Cavallari is getting an insane amount of money to replace Lauren Conrad. Apparently it's hard work pretending to be so goddamn boring time and space bend around your boringness creating a vapid vortex of dumb that will one day engulf our universe. -- Fucking Hills. [I'm Not Obsessed]
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Jan 22 2009Paris Hilton shopping for new BFF
Seen here doing some more modeling/man-rape for FILA, Paris Hilton is apparently in the market for a new BFF already. After dogging her all weekend at Sundance, it turns out Brittany Flickinger isn't 4 Realz FTW 'nuff for Paris, according to E! Online:
"She just has no personality," says a source. "She seems like a waste of space."
While her rep wasn't available for comment, Paris apparently moves quickly...casting calls just went out for the second season of My New BFF.
But if Brittany's getting the boot, she doesn't seem to know. She just blogged on her MySpace about spending Sundance with "her favorite girl."
"She just has no personality." "She seems like a waste of space." And yet these two didn't get along? It's like they were cut from the same mold. Except one got dipped in VD, but still.
Jan 20 2009Brittany Flickinger not enjoying the Paris BFF experience
As predicted, Paris Hilton is having a hard time maintaining the facade that Brittany Flickinger is her BFF. Sure, Brittany might have been the "winner" of Paris' reality show, but Nicky Hilton hates her and Paris kept ditching her this weekend at Sundance for anyone even remotely famous. Page Six reports:
Nicky forbade Paris from staying at Jeffrey Katzenberg's house with her, forcing the heir-head to rent a condo and befriend Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day.
"Paris kept ditching Brittany for Aubrey," said our source. Friday night, the two left Flickinger at the Eldridge and went across the street to Tao, where the former Best Friend Forever found them at 2 a.m. "She was crying and screaming, 'Paris, stop leaving me!' " said our snitch.
If all I had to do was blink to save the lives of everyone in the above quote, I'd staple my eyelids shut. True story.
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Dec 29 2008Paris Hilton wants you to see her 'breasts'
With her breasts set to "Surprisingly exist then confuse," Paris Hilton took her new BFF Brittany Flickinger shopping in Melbourne, Australia yesterday. So, how long do you think this whole BFF thing will last? I mean, I understand Paris is contractually obligated by MTV to be spotted everywhere with Brittany, but there's no way this isn't going to end in a fiery ball of herpes and accusations of white slavery. You know when the cameras are off, Brittany's washing the Bentley and polishing silverware while living on nothing but table scraps from Tinkerbell. Sure, it's Olive Garden, but the little bitch always eats the breadsticks. Why, God, WHY??
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