Nov 5 2009'One due east, and one due south,' he said. 'That be her calling card.'


Here's a braless Britney Spears in Australia this morning and I just realized something: If her breasts were guns on a battleship, she'd be perfect for covert missions. One would destroy the enemy, while the other would take out her own ship leaving zero evidence behind. Seriously, has the Pentagon seen these? Because I'm pretty sure my obsession with tits just won the War on Terror. Like I told them I would. Who's the pervert trying to get out of paying taxes now, Washington?

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Aug 21 2009Lindsay Lohan is definitely not wearing a bra


Here's a braless Lindsay Lohan in SoHo yesterday and why the hell is she wearing a pillowcase as a shirt? I thought this chick did nothing but buy clothes with Samantha Ronson's money 24/7. Okay, that wasn't fair. Sometimes she buys Red Bull.

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Jun 10 2009Heather Graham goes braless in London


Heather Graham opted to go braless at the UK premiere of The Hangover today, and whoever said she has horrible, saggy breasts without a pushup bra owes her an apology. Also, they should probably kill themselves for bringing shame to this site. I run a respectable business here once you get past all the vaginas, profanity and that time I tried to see if my words could impregnate a woman. Which reminds me, I still want a DNA test.

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