Dec 3 2008The Superficial Botox Contest: And the winner is...
After two days of deliberating, it became clear from the get-go that one caption - How do I put this? - basically schooled all your asses. And, with that, I'm proud to present you the winning entry in The Superficial Wants to Botox You in the Face Contest from Kiki in Palm Harbor, Florida:
"Move your head, bitch. You're blockin' my upskirt."
Nice. Thanks again, to everybody who participated. It truly is an honor being able to reach out to my readers - and inject them in the face with Botox. Now I know what Superman must feel like. Congratulations, Kiki!
Dec 1 2008The Superficial Wants to Botox You in the Face - Officially Ends!
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Alright, guys, huge thanks for competing in our Botox giveway. Once we sift through this gargantuan pile of comments, we'll be posting the winning caption right here on the site. In the meantime, feel free to scope out what your fellow readers came up with - or maybe even hook them up with the name of a good therapist. Just sayin'.
Thanks again to everyone that submitted a caption!
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With the holiday season rapidly approaching, nobody cares more about you looking awesome than The Superficial. No, really, that's science. Which is why we're offering you a chance to win $500 towards Botox treatment at a physician near you. (And, sorry, Sharon Stone, you can't use it on your son's feet..)
Starting Monday, Nov. 24 until 12 PM PST Monday, Dec. 1, here's all you gotta do to enter:
1. Come up with a caption for the top photo.
2. Post it in the comment section along with a valid e-mail address which will NOT be published or used to sell you Mexican Viagra.
3. Think happy thoughts.
From there our crack team will pick the best caption with the winner receiving the aforementioned Botox goodness. To sweeten the pot, the winner will also be eligible to appear in a before/after post on The Superficial which, let's be real, kicks the crap out of winning the lottery. (Don't want your beautiful mug plastered on the Internet? No problem. We'll still give you the free Botox. Who loves ya?)
Let the Games Begin!
