Apr 24 2009Tila Tequila ditches Uncle Fester, back to chicks
Apparently it's Return to the Vagina Day on The Superficial. (Frankly, I never quit the stuff.) This time around it's Tila Tequila who was dating Billy Corgan but that non-surprisingly sent her right back to the lady bosom. Then again, I'm impressed she didn't swear off humans altogether. If pics popped up of Tila humping a giraffe at a nightclub, I'd just nod my head as if to say "You earned it, lady. You earned it."
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Apr 16 2009Heidi Klum to pop out Baby No. 4
- Heidi Klum has confirmed she's pregnant with her fourth child. If this one grows up to look exactly like Heidi, I call dibs. I'll look hot in 18 years. Don't worry. [PopSugar]
- Candy Spelling blames Tori for Aaron Spelling's death. Wow. Jesus. And here I thought Dina Lohan was the worst mother ever. -- Okay, I still do. But, wow. [Jezebel]
- John Madden is retiring and apparently once drew a penis on the telestrator. Talk about the stuff of legends. [Best Week Ever]
- Billy Corgan reduced to making tracks for TNA Wrestling. That's the most hilarious thing I've read all week. And I read this site! Hahaha! I love me. [Vulture]
- Britney Spears' fans in Vancouver are demanding a refund after she walked off-stage for 30 minutes due to "poor ventilation." You paid money to see Britney Spears and are complaining she had to pause the show for safety issues? Just be thankful you didn't get a vagina in the eye. Man, some people. [Allie is Wired]
- Drew Barrymore shows David Letterman her tongue ring which is a far cry from the time she flashed him in 1995. I'd sue. That's just me. [Videogum]
Apr 6 2009Tila Tequila & Billy Corgan? Why not?
Dearest Diary,
When my brother Fester returned home from the war in Vietnam, I was naturally elated when he arrived with his new bride, Tila. She brought a spring to his step never seen heretofore. And, oh, how the children loved to hide her in small pots and mugs. Such splendid times.
But this morning, she blew another kiss at me at the breakfast table leaving no immediate recourse but to use her tiny body as a tetherball until she revealed the location of her Lucky Charms.
One day I hope Fester will forgive me.
Yours truly,
Gomez Addams
