May 15 2008Stephen Colbert on Bill O'Reilly meltdown (Bear-free video included)

Stephen Colbert has come to the defense of his beloved faux-idol Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly. (Video after the jump.) The conservative black hole of douchism, and host of FOX News' The O'Reilly Factor, has been getting his nuts kicked in via the Internets after an embarrassing video leaked of him flipping out on the set of Inside Edition which he anchored 20 years ago. You might be asking, "What's this got to do with anything and where's Britney?" It's simple, really: A.) Stephen Colbert is the Greatest American Hero since that TV show of the same name.* B.) I need something to distract you Web monkeys while I slip off to Dunkin Donuts for their Free Iced Coffee Day. Now excuse me, so I can start F-in' trippin' the bean.

UPDATE: I've had ten! HEEEEEEYAW!!

*Believe it or not: Stephen walks on air.

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May 13 2008Bill O'Reilly is a man who stays cool under pressure (Must be the loofah)

Is Bill O'Reilly a celebrity? Unfortunately, yes. But that means I can post this hilarious video that's been making the Internet rounds. It was pulled off of YouTube yesterday but the champs over at CollegeHumor realized that America needs to see the No-Spin Zone fly off the handle during his old Inside Edition days. And I mean, Papa Bear is pissed. I haven't gotten this angry since I went to Dunkin Donuts and, true story, they were out of donuts - at one in the afternoon. They did offer me a bagel. Whee. What is the world coming to? No donuts at Dunkin be-freakin' Donuts?! That's like going to KFC and they're out of chicken. But they've got asparagus!

Thanks to Susan whose new name is "The O'Hottie Factor."