Dec 10 2008David Beckham or Josh Hartnett?
Alright, ladies, there's been an abundance of strippers today, so here's two men who went out and engaged in completely opposite activities last night: David Beckham bungee jumped in New Zealand while Josh Hartnett went to The Groucho Club in London. So which one floats your boat and the mythical little man who "allegedly" lives there?
NOTE: If it helps in the decision making process, I spent my evening wearing footie pajamas and drinking canned beer. Please don't hold these two to such unobtainable standards of raw sexuality. (You're welcome, fellas.)
Dec 8 2008Josh Holloway tries to make love to the ocean
Dear Ladies,
Merry Christmas!
- The Superficial Writer
P.S. Also, why not? Josh or Hugh Jackman? And someone's losing a limb. GO!
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Dec 6 2008Adrian Grenier or Tom Cruise?
Today's battle for your nether-regions pits fictional movie star Vinnie Chase against fictional movie star Tom Cruise. (Not a typo.) For the sake of this experiment, we're going to take some bold leaps and assume Tom is not just trying to convert you to Scientology with his tiny loving, and Adrian Grenier has showered in the past 24 hours. Or you can piss in the face of science and scream "Hugh Jackman!" It's a free country. Ready GO!
Dec 5 2008FOR THE LADIES: Robert Pattinson or Jesse Metcalfe?
Okay, ladies, let's find out what makes you tick.* Who would you rather: Just crawled out of bed to attend a TV interview Robert Pattinson? Or drunk off his ass Jesse Metcalfe? But here's the kicker: You haven't shaved your legs for a couple of days leaving noticeable stubble. Also, your roommate has an early morning and suffers from "episodes." Discuss.
*Besides shoes, Real World/Road Rules and tricking me into going to the mall on a Saturday. A SATURDAY?! You're dressing up like Wonder Woman when we get home...
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