Nov 18 2009Bar Refaeli > Leighton Meester
Here's Bar Refaeli launching Passionata's newest collection officially making her the hottest chick in lingerie today. I'd feel bad for Leighton Meester right now if my erection wasn't threatening to tear a hole in the very fabric of time.
*RIIIIIIIIIIP*
And here come the dinosaurs. My bad!
Oct 28 2009The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorers Edition
Welcome to the mother lode of all bikini posts. Here's the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorers Edition featuring Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker and a bunch of other models whose names I'll eventually learn once they bang Leonardo DiCaprio. In the meantime, it's sort of a recap collection for the year, but if anybody actually feels the need to complain about them being old, the Spencer Pratt Fan Club is a few sites over conveniently next to Tom Cruise's Blog on How to Fake a Straight Marriage. Can't miss it.
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Sep 17 2009Natalie Portman at TIFF and other news
- Kelly Clarkson continues to go after Kanye West. Though he shouldn't be concerned until she draws him a piping hot bath with sliced carrots in it. [PopEater]
- Paris Hilton might be the reason behind Avril Lavgine's divorce. Because everything she touches turns to dust. Or itches. Either one. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kellan Lutz shirtless and working out. Considering this a little something for all the ladies who suffered through Nipple Morning. Who loves ya? [Just Jared]
- Tom Cruise says sex with him is "like flying." Provided the aircraft is small and lands up a man's ass. [PopSugar]
- Chace Crawford is banging Bar Refaeli. I weep now. [Celebslam]
- Mischa Barton is doing a fantastic job staying sober. And by fantastic I mean Jack Daniels and Quaaludes. [The Blemish]
- Joe Francis gets kicked out of a club at the behest of a Brody Jenner hanger-on?! THE MAN BROUGHT US GIRLS GONE WILD! [Socialite Life]
- Lisa Kudrow : time :: Rihanna : Chris Brown. [ICYDK]
Aug 13 2009Bar Refaeli in a bikini
A crew member on the set of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition posted the above behind-the-scene photos of Bar Refaeli on Twitter late last night which proves a long-held theory of mine: Jesus works for SI - but only the swimsuit issues. As for his use of Twitter, honestly, I'd thought that'd be a little too fruity for him. Plus he only has 12 followers which is kind of embarrassing. (I went for it.)
Jul 22 2009Bar Refaeli in lingerie and other news
- Lindsay Lohan might appear on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Outta Here! Or as like to call it, Hollywood Squares... In the Jungle. [Celebslam]
- Tori Spelling co-hosted Today this morning because God wanted everyone to have a shitty Wednesday. No really. He Twittered me. [Lainey Gossip]
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua has passed on. Wait. Then who the fuck is Paris Hilton carrying around? Hey, everybody, stop covering Paris. It's not the Taco Bell dog! [PopEater]
- Sienna Miller does NOT like talking about Balthazar Getty. [Just Jared]
- LeBron James getting dunked on by a 20-year-old Xavier student. This is exactly why I tell people the X-Men shouldn't play basketball. But no one listens. [The Blemish]
- Leonardo DiCaprio is already done with Cameron Diaz. Hey, sometimes you have to try something once to know that it gives your penis night terrors. Words to live by. [PopSugar]
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Jul 1 2009Bar Refaeli's Naked Video
Nobody has a clue, or honestly gives a fuck, where this mysterious video of a naked Bar Refaeli came from today because it's Bar Refaeli naked. To put things in perspective, if someone asked me "Hey, want to see a naked video of Bar Refaeli?", I'm not going to hem and haw and ask "Hmm. In what context?" I don't care if the entire backdrop ended up being my grandfather's windsock of a penis, I'd watch like it was the goddamn moon landing. That's called heroism, kids. You can't teach that.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of heavenly assness.
Jun 30 2009Bar Refaeli gets her bikini on for Aerosmith
These are shots of supermodel Bar Refaeli and Aerosmith from a promotional spot for the upcoming Victoria's Secret TV special, and I love everything that's happening here with the obvious exception of Steven Tyler's face. It's like I want to have an erection, but at the same time, I want to call the funeral home and ask if any corpses are missing. Then again, who says I can't have my cake and eat it, too? Fetch me the Yellow Pages. But no eye contact!
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