Sep 4 2009Happy Labor Day Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)
What's up, guys? Going to take off for the Labor Day weekend and get some much needed R&R, but in the meantime, here's a shit-ton of bikinis for your edification. See how much I care? It's almost like we know each other so well we can finish each other sentences. Except not really because I do all the writing around here. And you like it.
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
Scope Out (28) Pics of Celebs in Bikinis After the Jump
Jul 3 2009Happy 4th of July Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)
Hey, everybody, I'm going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here's a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed the Declaration of Independence in 1776, I'm pretty sure this was the end result they had in mind. Along with flying cars so, seriously, someone needs to get cracking on that shit.
See you on Monday!
- The Superficial
Scope Out (24) Pics of Celebs in Bikinis After the Jump
Continue Reading "Happy 4th of July Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)"
Apr 29 2009The Superficial presents 'The Hell Are You Wearing?
Welcome to another The Superficial Caption Gallery. This time around we're featuring red carpet disasters such as good ol' Brooke Hogan here. Feel free to laugh along at my sexy wit, or simply the fact that these people paid money to look like Bedazzled shit. (But say it's my wit; I'm sensitive.)
Continue Reading "The Superficial presents 'The Hell Are You Wearing?"
Mar 24 2009The Superficial presents 'Wait. WTF is That?'
Welcome to The Superficial's latest caption gallery showcasing celebs who are flawed human beings just like you guys. As for me, I'm what they call "man gorgeous," and there's also a pretty good chance I'm a centaur. Minus the horse.
Continue Reading "The Superficial presents 'Wait. WTF is That?'"
Feb 24 2009The Superficial presents Stars Gone to Shit
Welcome to our latest caption gallery featuring a cavalcade of celebrities who decided why look beautiful when you can stuff your face, smoke a mountain of crack or stop paying for routine plastic surgery maintenance? Fortunately for them, natural talent is all you need to survive. - - Ha ha ha! Just kidding, they're screwed.
Continue Reading "The Superficial presents Stars Gone to Shit"
Jan 22 2009Plastic Surgery Gone WTF Part 2: Another Sequel Without Katie Holmes
Welcome to The Superficial's Gallery of Celebs Trying to Cheat Nature But Instead Looking Like Quasimodo's Inbred Cousin, Fullmodo. You guys had such a blast with the last gallery, we decided to give it another go. So, who's inside? Not even the greatest minds know for sure. But I bet Janice Dickinson's first - because I'm psychic, ladies?
Continue Reading "Plastic Surgery Gone WTF Part 2: Another Sequel Without Katie Holmes"
Jan 20 2009Barack H. Obama: The 44th President of The United States
President Barack Hussein Obama was officially sworn in just moments ago to a mammoth crowd in Washington, D.C. Whether you voted for him, or not. Believe in his message of change, or remain apprehensive. A monumental moment in America's history happened today that will be one for the history books.
Now, about my 401k....
Dedicated to the GDAB and my brother Josh for serving his country.
Jan 8 2009The Superficial presents Plastic Surgery Gone WTF
Welcome to The Superficial's Gallery of Mangled Celebs. Here you'll find a pictorial cavalcade of stars (With bitching commentary of course.) who thought they could cheat nature but ended up looking like, well, see for yourself....
Click here for an experience that makes Nip/Tuck look like just a show about plastic surgery.
Continue Reading "The Superficial presents Plastic Surgery Gone WTF"
