Jun 24 2009Spencer Pratt is told about himself. Musically.
- Angelina Jolie wants to be president. Well, we elected a black guy, so why not a quasi-incestuous blood amulet-wearing child collector? It's time, America. It's time. [Celebslam]
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers arrested for drunkenly assaulting an airport bartender who cut him off. -- I'm failing to see the crime here. [The Blemish]
- Paris Hilton is tired of the Cristiano Ronaldo which now she says are completely made-up. Yes, because clearly the paparazzi caused all our eyes to see a clear as fuck picture of her flashing her snizz at Ronaldo in a club. Those devious bastards! [ICYDK]
- Audrina Patridge's solo reality show is picked up by MTV. I'm going to assume she'll be in a bikini the entire time unless their goal is to lose a shit-ton of money by boring their audience into comas. [PopSugar]
- Johnny Depp at the premiere of Public Enemies. For all the ladies who can't figure out what the deal is with Robert Pattinson. [Lainey Gossip]
- Isabel Lucas reportedly out-hots Megan Fox in the new Transformers movie. I'll be the judge of that - when it hits HBO. Don't forget to remind me. [Just Jared]
Thanks to Emily for the video that, while humorous, involved two minutes and 55 seconds too much of Spencer's face..
Jun 23 2009Audrina Patridge giving a massage in a bikini
Here are some shots I just managed to get my hands on of Audrina Patridge giving her boyfriend Corey Bohan a massage in Hawaii last week. I don't want to assume there was a happy ending because I don't see a Hills script nearby telling her what to do. Which makes me wonder how the hell Audrina even know to give a massage in the first place. Unless Corey Bohan is a genius and hired a midget to hold up cue cards. Well played.
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Jun 17 2009Stephanie Pratt: 'The Hills made me bulimic'
Following in the footsteps of her older brother Spencer, Stephanie Pratt will do anything for the cover of Us Weekly. Even if it includes claiming the entire cast of The Hills caused her to skip the gym and go right to bulimia. Those diabolical bitches:
The 5-foot-7 23-year-old reveals she began bingeing and purging after watching a scene she shot with Lauren Conrad in 2007 after first joining the cast: "I was horrified. I remember saying, 'I can't believe how huge I look walking over to Lauren.'"
Another time, when filming in Hawaii in bikinis, the size 0-2 Pratt -- in a bikini and cover-up -- asked costar Audrina Patridge, "What looks better, 'shirt on or off?'" Patridge said 'On.'" Says Pratt, "The producers never put pressure on us to lose weight," but adds, "It's embarrassing working with skinny girls."
So, wait, you mean starring on The Hills caused Stephanie to become a vapid attention whore with an eating disorder? Get the fuck out. And here I thought the show was a breeding ground for young Mother Teresas. With fake tits.
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Jun 16 2009Audrina Patridge still wearing bikinis
These are more shots of Audrina Patridge in Cabo this week, and I have to admit, she's my favorite Hills star. She doesn't talk much. She doesn't really do much. But you can always count on her to wear a bikini when people start to forget who she is. It's almost like Audrina's a shining beacon of that women stuff I can't remember because, honestly, I wasn't really paying attention.
Jun 15 2009Audrina Patridge in a bikini
Here's Audrina Patridge on vacation in Cabo with her latest boyfriend Corey Bohan, and seriously, is this woman ever single? I know the answer is "Shut up and look at her breasts," but-- actually, that does cover everything I could possibly want to know here. Thanks, me.
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Jun 4 2009Audrina Patridge sells burgers in a bikini and gets dumped
- Audrina Patridge just got kicked to the curb by Star Trek actor Chris Pine. Maybe this shot of her in a Carl's Jr. ad will change his mind. Or set his standards a little higher next time. Either one. [The Blemish]
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson continue their secret London romance. Of course, the only thing secret is Sam's penis. Kind of. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jessica Simpson and Denise Richards apparently go to the same tanning salon. ON THE SUN. [PopSugar]
- Heidi and Spencer are "everything that's wrong with America," says NBC exec - right before putting them back on prime time television. David Carradine, wait up. [ICYDK]
- Angelina Jolie turns 34 today. As a birthday gift to Angelina, The Superficial would like to point out that Jennifer Aniston is 40. You're welcome! [Just Jared]
Jun 3 2009Spencer Pratt calls Audrina Patridge a 'ho'
With the departure of Heidi and Spencer from I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, producers turned to Audrina Patridge as a replacement only to receive a stiff rebuttal from her manager, according to TMZ:
"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
Naturally, this prompted Spencer to go on the attack, or in the words of Octomom, "glob" for attention:
Spencer just told TMZ, "Heads up, Audrina. Just because you have a one night stand with a guy who's in a movie called "Star Trek" doesn't make you a star. You're just a ho."
Why do I get the feeling the real problem here is Spencer just wants a handjob from Mr. Spock? Besides the fact I'm omnipotent as hell.
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Jun 1 2009MTV Movie Awards 2009
Here's an assload of shots from the 2009 MTV Movie Awards last night. I don't really have much to say about a program that recognizes Twilight as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we're basically doomed as a civilization. Oh, and also, Lauren Conrad looks fucking ridiculous, Cameron Diaz is old and Kristen Stewart couldn't be more baked if the entire stage was made of ganja.
Okay, I'm done.
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