May 21 2009Hayden Panettiere's tattoo spelled wrong
- Hayden Panettiere's tattoo is misspelled. Supposed to read "Insert Superficial Writer Here --->." [Just Jared]
- Keith Urban is hitting the Botox like Nicole Kidman. Didn't she just get out of a relationship with a gay guy? Or am I thinking of LeAnn Rimes again? [Lainey Gossip]
- Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt continue dry humping each other all over Cannes. That's one way to boost your movie career. Provided you don't get the clap in Spielberg's drink. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Katrina Darrell a.k.a. American Idol's Bikini Girl probably got implants. Or else she's allergic to bees and was symmetrically stung by two of them on each side of her chest. I'm not a doctor. [Celebslam]
- Rihanna's alleged new boyfriend says he's not dating her which means he's afraid of Chris Brown. Dude, as long as you don't have a vagina, you're perfectly safe. -- Unless there's something you want to tell us? [I'm Not Obsessed]
May 21 2009Rihanna finds a rebound
Despite the office pool (consisting of me and a stapler) that she'd go lesbian, Rihanna has found herself a new man, according to Page Six:
The Barbadian beauty showed up with a group of friends Monday at Lucky Strike Lanes & Lounge on West 42nd Street, but spent most of the night locking lips with Canadian former child actor-turned-rapper Aubrey "Drake" Graham. "She was drinking whiskey and apple juice and making out with him all night," says a spy. "They were really cute together."
Talk about a sweet gig for this Drake fellow. All he has to do is act like a decent human being by not hitting Rihanna, and he's on his way to Vaginatown. Now, I'm not saying he should thank Chris Brown or anything because that'd be messed up, but would it hurt to send him a card? Just for the sake of being polite.
