Jun 3 2009Bar Rafaeli gets naked-like for Esquire
- George Clooney bags another cocktail waitress. I don't like to brag but I've brought home a few barmaids in my day, and only two ended up having penises. In your face, Clooney! [Lainey Gossip]
- Kevin Federline is making $30,000 to bang his girlfriend in London while pretending to watch his kids which pretty much kicks the shit out of any of Jesus' miracles. Sure, he brought a dead guy back to life, but did he get paid? These are the questions we must ask ourselves. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Amy Winehouse's months-long vacation in St. Lucia is being funded by her record label in hopes she'll shit out another album. So far the only things that've come out are two jet skis, a Yeti and Pete Doherty. So that's where he's been. [Celebslam]
- Stephanie Pratt is dating Asher Roth who happens to be, I can't believe I'm typing this, Spencer's rap rival. How the entire hip-hop industry hasn't been a gun in its mouth is beyond me. [Just Jared]
- Cameron Diaz admits to getting a nose job and wishes she could have a bigger butt. Has she tried attacking Kim Kardashian with a chisel? Just a thought. [I'm Not Obsessed]
May 27 2009Lindsay Lohan's dad arrested
Lindsay Lohan's father Michael was apparently arrested last month for threatening to kill his fiancee and himself when she tried to dump him. Page Six reports:
Michael was quietly arrested on April 6 for a phone threat cops said he placed to off-again, on-again gal pal Erin Muller, 34, on March 18. Lohan, 48, flipped out yesterday when he walked into Central Islip court and spotted Post reporter Kieran Crowley and photographer Dennis Clark. "Michael! Plan two!" shouted Lohan's lawyer, Anthony Grandinette, as his client fled. "Plan two" consisted of Lohan and Muller hiding in her car while Grandinette appeared on his behalf. Lohan faces up to a year behind bars.
While we've got the "Lindsay's Life is a Flaming Pile of Shit" ball rolling, Asher Roth shot down her request to dance onstage during a recent concert, according to NY Daily News:
When Linds discovered the "I Love College" rapper would be performing at the University of California's Santa Barbara campus, she drove three hours from L.A. to see him. But Roth wasn't feeling her.
Says an insider, "Lindsay was bugging both Asher and his management team to get onstage during 'She Don't Want a Man,' but Asher was so annoyed by her requests that he actually skipped performing the single."
You know who has to feel great about this post, Gary Coleman. Seriously, he's probably at Kids 'R Us right now celebrating with a new pair of pants instead of his usual routine of aiming a gun at his face in the bathtub. Oh, geez, I'm sorry. Too soon, Michael Lohan?
