Sep 25 2009Anna Paquin in a bikini. Kind of.
Here's Anna Paquin boogey boarding in LA yesterday, and since she's constantly all kinds of naked on True Blood, I can understand why she's not rocking the full bikini. But shorts and a tank top over it? C'mon. At that point you might as well wear a tux. And grow a mustache. Dammit, Tom Cruise! Stop touching my keyboard.
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Aug 24 2009Michael Jackson was homicided and other news
- Michael Jackson's death has been ruled a homicide. Who saw that coming? Besides Dr. Conrad Murray and anyone with TV or Internet access. [PopEater]
- Anna Paquin on a trapeze. Because apparently winning an Oscar at 12 curses you to have a lifelong obsession with amusement parks. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip]
- Taylor Swift has freakishly long arms. Hmm... I wonder if she could reach the fridge from my bedroom. In case she wants a drink! I was not at all suggesting sandwich making. Unless her arms are near the bread drawer. Just sayin'. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Aniston won't date "a normal guy." Which is why I'd like to point out I still play with action figures. That doing anything for you? Not counting reaching for the pepper spray. [Wonderwall]
- Chace Crawford as a greaser. Think Shia LaBeouf in Indiana Jones 4, but you don't want to cry in a corner afterward. [Socialite Life]
- Eddie Cibrian's wife is more than happy to hand him over to LeAnn Rimes. [Just Jared]
- Ashlee Simpson continues looking good with the ladies of Melrose Place. [PopSugar]
- Paris Hilton visited a children's hospital in Guatemala because nothing cures sick kids like more infections, but not really. You killed them all, Wonkface. [Splash News]
Aug 7 2009Rachel Nichols is hot and other news
- Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman spent last night turning his kids' college fund into liquor. So that's how he gets laid... [PopEater]
- Lindsay Lohan gets bitchslapped by UK Elle. [Lainey Gossip]
- Ashlee Simpson apparently thinks album sales are driven by either ghosts, spider monkeys or the Matrix. But definitely not people. [Celebslam]
- Isabel Lucas < Megan Fox. I have spoken. [Just Jared]
- Nicole Richie is still pregnant?! She's faking it. [PopSugar]
- Anna Paquin used to be my latest obsession. Not anymore. [The Blemish]
Aug 5 2009Leonardo DiCaprio shirtless and other news
- Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged. Because what better way to learn how to suck the life out of someone than getting married? Method acting: Aww yeah! [Lainey Gossip]
- Joan Rivers zings Jon Gosselin. [PopEater]
- John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are most likely having empty, yet still awesome, sex again. [Celebslam]
- Brad Pitt used to bang Juliette Lewis - and drugs were involved. Phew. That makes sense. [The Blemish]
- Sienna Miller apologizes for sleeping with Balthazar Getty and claims she's not a "shagger." Oh yeah? Your G.I. Joe action figure says differently. What's that, tiny Baroness? You need a bigger man?! It's Lion-O isn't it? I'll never love again! *runs away crying* [PopSugar]
- Paris Hilton scored a guest spot on the CW's Supernatural. Ironically, she'll play a ghost who keeps coming back no matter how much penicillin you take. Good casting. [Just Jared]
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Jul 17 2009Anna Paquin visits Letterman
Anna Paquin stopped by The Late Show last night to promote the HBO series True Blood which I do not recommend to Twilight fans. Mostly because it'd be like pulling a kid out of Chuck E. Cheese and plunking him down in a strip club. Coincidentally, something similar occurred on my eighth birthday, but fortunately, I turned out alright. Now who wants to stare at tits all day instead of being a productive member of society? WOO!
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Jun 25 2009Stephen Moyer calls Robert Pattinson a 'pussy'
Stephen Moyer of HBO's True Blood has some words for Twilight's Robert Pattinson in the latest issue of Marie Claire (Via Celebuzz):
"He's a pussy! He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires."
As someone who has seen both Twilight and True Blood, I'm going to have use my Solomon-esque wisdom and side with whichever one features Anna Paquin all kinds of naked every week. But, hey, if you prefer pale, emo dry-humping, that's between you and your psychiatrist because you wrote a poem about stabbing your dog again in English class. "To each his own" is what I'm trying to say here.
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Jun 17 2009Anna Paquin should do bad things to me
- Robert Pattinson is straight, everyone. He was just joking/trying to make every teenage girl with the Internet kill herself so he can go to Starbucks without getting gang-raped. [ICYDK]
- Taylor Swift is our nation's greatest country singer. Why the hell are we not related? [Lainey Gossip]
- Ryan Reynolds thinks his abs are so great. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Eva Mendes could sell me cock-shrinking pills at an orgy. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt probably made a sex tape, and don't pretend 99.5% of us won't watch it. [Celebslam]
- Chace Crawford is People's Hottest Bachelor because he stars in Gossip Girls which is owned by Time-Warner just like People. I went there. [PopSugar]
