Oct 26 2009Anna Faris just because and other news
- Billy Ray Cyrus is reaching the final stages of running that child brothel he's always dreamed about. [Lainey Gossip]
- Ricky Gervais is hosting the Golden Globes which proves Holocaust jokes are HILARIOUS. [PopEater]
- Alessandra Ambrosio in cut-offs. Need I say more? [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Brad Pitt eats motorcycle crashes for breakfasts. As long as Angelina says it's okay. [Just Jared]
- Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend better be pulling child support payments out of those stray vaginas. [Celebslam]
- Kate Hudson is going to be found buried under a Phillies dugout. I'm calling it. [PopSugar]
- Susan Sarandon is a damn good mother. [The Blemish]
- Suri Cruise has her killing dress on. Beware, Paul Haggis. Beware... [Socialite Life]
Jun 21 2009Anna Faris in a bikini - on her honeymoon. Sonofabitch!
Here's Anna Faris and her new husband Chris Pratt in Maui where the they eloped this weekend. Yeah, these two are not only together but married. I swear I will spend every minute of every day trying to win her heart away from this man. And fortunately it looks like she's attracted to unbridled sloth, so beers and Xbox it is which is pretty much what I was going to do anyway. For you, my love, for you. (But be a doll and try not to walk in front of the TV if you drop by. Heart you!)
Aw, yeah, this is totally gonna work.
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May 19 2009Anna Faris, will you marry me? (Or just do naked stuff.)
- Anna Faris accidentally sent a sexually explicit text to a child during a routine "Sex Text Wednesday" with her boyfriend. And it's official, I must kill this man in battle and take Anna as my bride. There's really no other option at this point. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Christian Bale keeps getting asked about the leaked rant on the set of Terminator: Salvation, yet no one is getting headbutted. You've changed, man. You've changed. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mario Lopez threw the first pitch of last night's Dodger's game. I could go for the obvious joke here and say he throws like a woman, but why delude ourselves? It's more like a gay man. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Jon & Kate Gosselin will talk about their marital woes on the season premiere of their show. Then make their children wear top hats and tap dance because once you stop exploiting, you just can't stop! [Just Jared]
- Fergie admits to being bisexual and having had sex with women. Wait, shouldn't that be heterosexual. You know, because of the penis? [Celebslam]
Apr 7 2009Anna Faris is hot. I don't say that enough.
Here's Anna Faris looking all kinds of hot at the LA premiere of her new movie Observe and Report. I mean, she's practically the perfect woman. Funny, all natural (minus the hair) and most importantly, engaged. Okay, I said that last part to sound cool but will probably just end up getting hit in the face with a jet flown by her fiance. At least that's what I'd do if she were my girl. Anna?
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