Apr 30 2009Jennifer Aniston still hates children
- Jennifer Aniston is NOT adopting a baby. No, Angelina would be expecting that. But a dolphin.... [PopSugar]
- Hugh Jackman bought breakfast for 800 Wolverine fans waiting in line in Arizona. See, kids, never having sex does pay off. Free bagels?! That's way better than a vagina! Awww yeah! [ICYDK]
- Paul Abdul apparently still doesn't realized she was duped by Sacha Baron Cohen for his upcoming movie Bruno. She does, however, know that gin is delicious. Yum yum. [Videogum]
- Daniel Craig wearing sweatpants. Hey, sometimes even James Bond feels like a fatty and doesn't want to leave the house. Fortunately, escort services deliver. God save the Queen! [Best Week Ever]
- Madonna gives Guy Ritchie the kids for the entire summer. Then again, that's when she slumbers 10,000 feet below the Earth's crust, and a Wii will only entertain them for so long. [Allie is Wired]
- Sarah Palin vs. Ann Coulter: It's like someone figured out what I think about when I masturbate. Then substituted Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter. [Jezebel]
Nov 26 2008Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut
Fa la la la! Ann "I'll Say My Own Mother is a Queer Terrorist to Sell Books" Coulter's jaw is reportedly wired shut after she broke it it in an undisclosed incident, according to Page Six. Wow. Can you folks excuse me? I suddenly feel the need to laugh hysterically for the next 20 years of my life. No, really, this could take a while.
Thanks to Josh who wonders how Ann Coulter will lay her demon eggs now that her mouth is sealed shut. Good question. There a scientist in the house?
