Sep 13 2009Kanye West acts like a little bitch again
Because his vagina gets itchy and tells him to do things, Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for Best Female Video and once again made a complete cockass of himself at the VMAs, according to MTV News:
The rapper stormed the stage just after the first award, for Best Female Video, was presented to Taylor Swift. He cut the teen singer off, grabbing the mic and protesting in support of Beyoncé.
"I'm sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time," he proclaimed as B looked on from the crowd, stunned.
His protest against Swift, however, was not well received. West stood briefly on the stage after his comments as the crowd was silent. Audience members then began to clap in support of Swift after West left the stage.
According to reports from inside the house, once cameras cut away from the action, West flipped off the crowd and returned to his seat. Wale then said to the crowd, "You can't blame a man for speaking his mind." His words were met with boos, and Wale then said, "Kanye, I tried." During the next commercial break, Pink walked by the rapper and appeared to shake her head in disgust before security escorted her away.
Nicely done, MTV. You have security on hand to protect Kanye West from Pink, but nobody to stop his ego from shitting on poor Taylor Swift's evening. But then again, I'd keep a closer eye on Pink, too. Mostly because she can hold her own in a fight while Kanye would probably stand around crying until somebody said he has cool shoes.
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Aug 31 2009Amber Rose in a bikini
A freaky-eyed Amber Rose stopped by TAO Beach in Vegas over the weekend. Apparently the Jon Gosselin pool party wasn't her cup of tea, but wouldn't it have been hilarious if she went and he worked his slovenly magic on her? I can almost read Kanye's blog now:
"WHAT?! WHAT?! I'M KANYE WEST!!!! I'M BASICALLY JESUS SENT BACK TO EARTH TO DESIGN RED LOUIS VUITTON SNEAKERS AND BREAK PEOPLE'S CAMERAS BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO CARRY AROUND MY MACBOOK PRO AND LOOK SUPER IMPORTANT! AND THIS GIRL IS GONNA CHEAT ON ME WITH JON GOSSELIN?!?!??!???! HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT?!!?! WHAT IS A JON GOSSELIN? WHAT'S THIS FOOL GOT THAT I DON'T GOT IN DIAMOND SPADES WITH DIAMONDS ON THE INSIDE?!? AND DIAMOND SAUCE!
UPDATE: I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED WHO JON GOSSELIN IS! KANYE WEST IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF NOW! THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST SUICIDE KNOWN TO MAN! BUT I NEED TO HUMBLE MYSELF FIRST! SOMEBODY LEAVE THE CRUST ON MY SANDWICH!!!!!! I DON'T DESERVE IT CUT OFF ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M THE HUMBLEST BITCH ALIVE!!"
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Aug 19 2009Amber Rose topless with Kanye West
Amber Rose and Kanye West are apparently back together because the two were spotted in Miami yesterday where Amber walked around topless and essentially made Kim Kardashian look like Assless Annie of No Ass Junction. See? I knew posting bikini pics of pretty much any quasi-celeb would eventually pay off. And you all laughed at me.
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Jul 6 2009Chris Brown hooks up with Kanye's ex Amber Rose
Chris Brown and Kanye West's ex Amber Rose were reportedly all over each other at Diddy and Ashton Kutcher's July 4th bash in Beverly Hills. Which wouldn't have been so bad if Chris Brown didn't bring 18-year-old Teyana Taylor as his date. NY Daily News reports:
"Diddy announced the deejay would do a tribute to Michael Jackson," said a guest. "Chris did an amazing impression of Michael's moonwalk. It wasn't long before he was dancing with Amber."
Later, as the party wound down, the pair nestled on a couch in the backyard of the Beverly Hills mansion.
"They were holding hands and making out in the shadows," said a witness. "She had her hand on his leg."
Taylor is said to have been irked by the amount of time Brown spent with Rose, but still accompanied him to an after-party at the club Guys.
There, Brown again got upclose and personal with Rose, who is 26.
"They were kissing on the dance floor in front of Teyana," said a witness. "But he and Amber left separately."
Wow. Chris Brown's doing an amazing job cementing his relationship as the music industry's most eligible bachelor. If he's not beating the shit out of you, he's banging another chick on your dress. It's almost like a magical fairy tale - that punches you in the face. Then again, he's rich, so who gives a crap? Am I right, ladies? High five!
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Jun 15 2009Kanye West's new Louis Vuitton ad has to feel awkward
- Paris Hilton's reality show My New BFF is up for a Teen Choice Award. -- We're never going to live like Star Trek are we? Sonofabitch... [PopSugar]
- Chris Brown brought a Rihanna lookalike to last night's NBA finals game. Kudos to that young lady who could've saved herself the effort and dressed up like a punching bag. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan is pregnant! -- In her upcoming made-for-TV movie. Ha ha, I really shouldn't joke like that. Everyone still alive? [Pink is the New Blog]
- Courteney Cox is not aging well. Or Brad Pitt knocked her up. Whichever scenario you prefer. [Celebslam]
- Ryan Kwanten (True Blood's Jason Stackhouse) is on the cover of Muscle & Fitness and does yoga. Balls in your court, Pattinson. [Just Jared]
- Fergie proves that million of dollars can buy you awesome girl parts. [ICYDK]
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, and thanks to Rachel who came to the right place after seeing a naked woman's ass. I'll take it from here.
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Jun 10 2009Kanye West can break up with people, too
- Kanye West and Amber Rose are no longer a couple. Gotta admit I like this current fad better than all that Twittering shit. Can all we finally admit, as a society, that that was super gay? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hugh Grant kicks a paparazzo in the nuts for helping him find a taxi. Is he still that mad over the hooker blowjob thing? Oh, right, it cost him Elizabeth Hurley. -- He should start shooting them. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jessica Alba is sorry for the whole weird shark thing that makes absolutely no sense. Until you realize her father is Jabberjaw. I KNEW IT! [The Blemish]
- Katie Holmes will perform on So You Think You Can Dance. Remember when she had a career? No, wait, don't. Tom Cruise will hear you. [Just Jared]
- Victoria Beckham's nipple. If I have to type more, I've seriously misread my audience. [Celebslam]
- Shia LaBeouf has seen some fucked up parents which explains why he doesn't try to have sex with Megan Fox 24/7. Ha, I thought it was a brain tumor. [PopSugar]
Mar 2 2009Kanye West's girlfriend: I don't get it
Kanye West took his new girlfriend Amber Rose out shopping in Hollywood yesterday because when is it not classy to look like you just picked up a hooker? Some might say this is the kind of thinking that prevents me from getting invited to weddings, but I say it's the kind of thinking that saves me money on a toaster oven - so I can pay for penicillin. Swish!
