Jun 16 2009Al Roker: 'I would f-ck Spencer up.'
When did Al Roker become a goddamn badass? This morning on Today he defended yesterday's verbal bitchslapping of Heidi and Spencer, E! News reports:
During a recap on this morning's episode, Meredith Vieira showed a clip of yesterday's much-discussed interview with Spencer and Heidi Pratt. When Roker asked if it looked like an attack, as they claim, the hostess pointed out that what she showed was only a small segment.
"I kept going, then I hit them with Mace and tied them up," he joked.
"Spencer said, 'He's lucky I was saved by Jesus, because a couple of weeks ago I probably would have ripped his head off for talking to my wife like that,' " Viera read from the transcript before asking Roker, "Are you proud?"
"Yes, I am," Roker replied. "I believe I asked what a lot of people wanted to know and, if he had tried to come across, I would have dumped him like a bag of dirt."
Actually, what I want to know is exactly what Spencer's head sounds like once it's gripped by a black man and careened off a television camera, so if you could remember that for next time, Al Roker, I'd appreciate it. Not that I'm telling you how to do your job or anything oh God don't hurt me.
Jun 15 2009Al Roker sandbags Heidi & Spencer
Heidi and Spencer appeared on Today this morning expecting a happy little interview, but instead were completely sandbagged by Al Roker who basically painted them as the fake, self-entitled brats they really are prompting them to go crying to TMZ:
Heidi, who claims Roker viciously attacked her and hubby Spencer Pratt on the air this morning, tells us Al "was incredibly rude and was verbally assaulting me... I would warn any people, especially women, who are going on the show to watch out for him."
Heidi also said she had no idea Roker was going to interview them: "I just thought he did weather. I thought he was coming to tell me it's sunny in New York."
Spencer was even funnier. He told us: "I never in my wildest dreams thought a weatherman would treat us like we just rigged the Iranian election."
Wow, so Spencer just admitted to rigging the Iranian election. Somebody tweet that, too, along with their home address. You know, I'm starting to come around to this whole Twitter thing. Who can we get shot in the face with a rocket launcher next? I'm open to suggestions.
