Aug 21 2009LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian go public
Just one month after being ditched by his wife, Eddie Cibrian decided to show his face public with LeAnn Rimes yesterday. The two went golfing which is really a convincing case to get involved with your mistress. "Say, baby, how about we have some of that naughty sex we were having strange places?" "Nah, let's go golfing. Like a real couple." Sign me up for that.
Aug 11 2009Eddie Cibrian is a fish. Or something.
Eddie Cibrian is having a hard time after his wife publicly left him over allegations he had an affair with LeAnn Rimes. People reports:
Now, Cibrian, 36, who was seen spending time with Rimes, 26, last month, is speaking out about his personal drama.
"I don't know how people perceive me," he tells Entertainment Tonight in an interview airing Tuesday. "What I do know is when you reach a certain point in your career you're placed in this unfair fishbowl."
"Unfair fishbowl?" I don't get. Is LeAnn Rimes' vagina the fish food? Or is someone going to flush Eddie Cibrian down a toilet? Also, at what point do my parents buy a new fish thinking I won't notice, but instead I grow up with trust issues that leave me incapable of having anything but shallow, sex-based relationships with women? I've said too much. Or just enough...
Jul 26 2009LeAnn Rimes & Dean Sheremet have been separated for 'a while'
Seen here still wearing her wedding ring in public Thursday, it turns out LeAnn Rimes has been separated from her husband Dean Sheremet for months, according to Us Magazine:
"Thanks to everyone for all the support through a very difficult time!" The former backup dancer, 28, posted earlier this afternoon.
His last Tweet was March 18: "I love my wife!!!"
Earlier, a source told Us the duo -- who wed in 2002 when Rimes was just 19 -- "have been separated for awhile.
"They are leading separate lives and not staying together most of the time, but still in each other's lives as best friends," the source said. "They are still not divorcing yet, but are working through things and taking time apart -- as they have been -- while they figure things out."
And, of course, what better way to work through things then stalking the man you had an affair with while trying to maintain a heterosexual marriage with a gay man. No, really, we'll all be laughing about this at their 50th wedding anniversary. "Hey, honey, remember when you were gay?" "Still am, you cheating whore." AHAHAHA! Old people.
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Jul 22 2009Eddie Cibrian's wife leaves him over affair with LeAnn Rimes
Apparently LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have still been secretly seeing each other which has finally resulted in his wife Brandy Glanville leaving him. Us Weekly reports:
"Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart," says Glanville, 36, mother of Mason, 6, and Jake, 2. "I want to do what is best for our children. Eddie and LeAnn [Rimes] deserve each other."
According to Us Weekly, the final straw came after Cibrian, 36, and Rimes, 26, were caught again together in the early afternoon of July 17 -- four months after Usmagazine.com broke the news of their affair -- outside the Malibu home of Jeff Berger, a longtime friend of the singer and her husband, Dean Sheremet. (News of Cibrian having another affair -- with 24-year-old model Scheana Marie Jancan -- also broke earlier this same month.)
So remember when LeAnn Rimes kept flashing her wedding ring around at the paparazzi? I believe there's an old saying from Hamlet: "Methinks the lady doth bangeth dudes who aren't her husband too much."
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Jun 18 2009Morgan Freeman caught in 'incest' scandal
Morgan Freeman has allegedly been having a decade long near-incestuous affair with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'dena Hines. If you're doing the math, that means she was 17 at the start of their relationship which The National Enquirer claims led to his divorce from wife Myrna:
"Myrna said E'dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend's house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse," the source, a close family insider, told The ENQUIRER.
"E'Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further."
Myrna confronted Morgan, and he agreed to leave E'Dena alone - but unbeknownst to Myrna, the relationship continued for years, said the source. E'Dena has also been Morgan's escort to several public events, including last summer's premiere of the blockbuster Bat-flick hit, The Dark Knight.
"Nobody thought anything of it, because she would be introduced as his 'granddaughter.' The family insider divulged. "It's not technically incest, because they are not related by blood...[but] Morgan is trying desperately to keep his divorce out of open court so all the shameful facts won't become public."
Granted, this is coming from The Enquirer, so chances are somebody threw two darts that landed on "Morgan Freeman" and "incest." Personally, I refuse to believe the guy who built Batman's suit would sleep with the step-granddaughter he raised since she was a child. A random underage prostitute in a seedy hotel? Sure. Pseudo-incest? Not so much. -- Unless he just won an Oscar then it's anybody's guess.
Thanks to Scott L. who was a little too excited about this. Was The Bucket List really that bad?
Jun 14 2009Kate Gosselin spends 10th anniversary alone
Kate Gosselin spent her 10th wedding anniversary alone on Friday which seems perfectly healthy to me. If I ever stay married to someone for 10 years, I'd hope they'd be cool enough to let me spend our anniversary getting college chicks drunk. I mean, sure a new grill would be alright, I guess, but will it fellate me in the basement of a sorority house? Something to think about.
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Jun 10 2009Jon Gosselin spent Kate's birthday with mistress
Apparently Jon Gosselin decided a great gift for Kate's birthday would be him sticking his penis in another woman's vagina (Deanna Hummel above) while clear across the country. Do you get a card with something like that? Just curious. Us Weekly reports:
On that day, March 28, Jon was on a steamy, booze-filed trip to Park City, Utah, with 23-year-old school teacher Deanna Hummel (the June 1 Jon & Kate Plus 8 episode only showed him helping handicapped children ski as Kate celebrated her birthday alone with the kids on a "surprise" trip to the Ace of Cakes' kitchen).
"Hey, it's Kate's birthday," Jon told a local friend, the new Us Weekly reports. "I should get her something." Despite visiting a jewelry store, the pal says Jon never followed through. Instead, he spent the day downing free Budweisers with Deanna at the event.
That night, a source says Jon and Deanna "curled up" at the Downstairs bar (co-owned by actors Chris and Danny Masterson), adding, "It was snuggle-o-matic."
As the night wore on, Jon and his hard-partying pals began "reeking of pot. I know that the kids he's hanging out with like a little herbal substance."
Holy shit, a guy with eight freaking kids and a control freak wife smoked pot. C'mon. It's not like he's going to go home and raid their Easy Bake Ovens -- unless those things make pizza which would be awesome. Think about it, he could have like eight little pies going at once then pretend he's a giant. Talk about the sweet life. (Minus Kate, the kids, child support and basically everything else pertaining to Jon Gosselin's life.)
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Jun 3 2009Jon & Kate Plus Already Separated for 6 Months
Despite pretending to be working on their marriage in the premiere episode, Jon and Kate Gosselin have allegedly been separated for six months, according to In Touch:
"They're married, but it's for the show," according to Todd Cruz, a close friend of Jon's brother and a bartender at 3rd & Spruce - a Reading, Pa., restaurant that Jon used to frequent. "He explained it to us at the bar," Todd tells In Touch. "He said he was completely miserable and the marriage was pretty much done." And though Jon has gotten a lot of flak for going out to bars and flirting with college girls, Jon revealed to Todd that it was Kate who ended their marriage. "Jon said then that he confronted Kate six months ago about her relationship with the bodyguard," Todd shares.
As In Touch previously reported, Jon and Kate were indeed separated for several weeks this winter, with Jon living at his mother's Pennsylvania home while Kate remained at their house with the kids. At the time, a rep for the show claimed he was simply helping around the house while his mother recovered from a foot injury - but Todd says the separation was real. And while Jon did move back into the family house, we can now reveal that it was purely for the sake of ratings. "Jon's had it - it's all fake. And Kate is putting on a show," Todd says.
Adding weight to In Touch's claims, Jon just spoke to People from an attorney's office where he says he'll quit the show if it's in his kids' best interests:
But while Kate spoke openly to PEOPLE in May about the perilous state of her marriage, confessing that "Jon is confused and struggling with a lot of different things," Jon himself is cautious about being too candid.
Except when the subject turns to his children. "Exploited?," asks Jon. "I don't even want to use that word, because I think it's ridiculous," he says heatedly. Jon insists his children's happiness will remain his focus - even if keeping them happy means quitting the show.
Of course, Jon's words became moot when Kate burst into the office and fired quills out of the top of her head paralyzing Jon so TLC producers could haul him into a van waiting in the alley. And that, my friends, is what's up with her hair.
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