Oct 28 2009Michael Jackson hates breasts, Katy Perry
Katy Perry's breasts saluted Michael Jackson last night at the red carpet premiere of This Is It which I'd considered inappropriate in this context if she hadn't brought along a sparkly young boy. Nice save.
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Oct 20 2009Adam Lambert, what the hell are you doing?
Great. Awesome. They already love to go shopping and now they're making out with naked women. I was on your side, gay people! Carrie Prejean warned me about you in her retarded, hypocritical fake-breasted way that, in hindsight, nobody ever should've listened to. But still.
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Jun 9 2009Adam Lambert shocks pretty much no one
- Adam Lambert is gay. If you didn't know that, congratulations, you have a bright future in multiple cat ownership to look forward to. [Just Jared]
- Madonna is NOT adopting Mercy after all and false reports may have fucked the whole thing up. Unleash the Hydra! [Lainey Gossip]
- Mark-Paul Gosselaar just took his career out back and shot it in the head. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Kelly Clarkson is not a lesbian. She's just shaped like one. [Celebslam]
- Scarlett Johansson debuts her duet with Pete Yorn. Unless the entire song consist of her describing the circumference of her breasts, PASS. [ICYDK]
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be engaged. Or Lindsay's so malnourished she honestly believes they are. Who's to say? [PopSugar]
May 29 2009Adam Lambert's gayness is news
Apparently there's been some confusion over whether Adam Lambert is gay or not (Wow. Seriously?), so American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi took it upon herself to set the record straight on The View, according to Us Magazine:
"I don't think that Adam was ever in [the closet]," she says in a taped interview airing Friday on ABC's The View. "I think he was always openly out."
Walters then asked again if Lambert -- who has never publicly said he's gay -- "was always openly out."
"I think he was," DioGuardi replies. "I mean, from what I've seen ... I do. I never thought he wasn't."
Asked by Barbara Walters whether Lambert's perceived sexuality may have influenced Idol voters, DioGuardi says, "Well, first of all, I hope not ... because we should be judging on talent and viability in the music industry and they both [Lambert and winner Kris Allen] had that."
Wanna know how I knew Adam Lambert is gay? He was on AMERICAN IDOL. And before anyone's panties get in a bunch, I would've thought the same thing if he was a woman, robot or ham sandwich. So relax.
