May 29 2009Jon and Kate Plus Child Labor Law Violations
- Jon and Kate Gosselin are being investigated by the Pa. Department of Labor for child labor violations. Wait, I'm actually from Pennsylvania and those tax dollars should be spent on something useful like, I dunno, allowing beer to be sold in supermarkets. Goddamn Quakers. [Just Jared]
- Tori Spelling's mom still claiming Tori is responsible for Aaron Spelling's death, and yet somehow, that didn't force a reconciliation between mother and daughter. Weird. [Lainey Gossip]
- Spencer Pratt loves Jesus and marijuana. Although medically speaking, the weed probably helps with the nausea from being around Heidi's "icky girl parts" all the time. [The Blemish]
- Phil Spector sentenced to 19 years in prison for murdering Lana Clarkson. That guy won't last a week. Without his wigs, I mean. I'm sure he'll bite a guard or something to denote dominance. [Jezebel]
- Angelina Jolie was injured during a stunt on the set of Salt this morning. Okay, where was Jennifer Aniston today? Or Anne Curry? Or Octo-Mom, Megan Fox, Evangeline Lilly, Jon Voight, Courtney Cox, Shiloh.... [ICYDK]
- Britney Spears still drinking Frappucinos and not wearing a bra. Like the sun rising in the east - but with nipples. [PopSugar]
Apr 16 2009Heidi Klum to pop out Baby No. 4
- Heidi Klum has confirmed she's pregnant with her fourth child. If this one grows up to look exactly like Heidi, I call dibs. I'll look hot in 18 years. Don't worry. [PopSugar]
- Candy Spelling blames Tori for Aaron Spelling's death. Wow. Jesus. And here I thought Dina Lohan was the worst mother ever. -- Okay, I still do. But, wow. [Jezebel]
- John Madden is retiring and apparently once drew a penis on the telestrator. Talk about the stuff of legends. [Best Week Ever]
- Billy Corgan reduced to making tracks for TNA Wrestling. That's the most hilarious thing I've read all week. And I read this site! Hahaha! I love me. [Vulture]
- Britney Spears' fans in Vancouver are demanding a refund after she walked off-stage for 30 minutes due to "poor ventilation." You paid money to see Britney Spears and are complaining she had to pause the show for safety issues? Just be thankful you didn't get a vagina in the eye. Man, some people. [Allie is Wired]
- Drew Barrymore shows David Letterman her tongue ring which is a far cry from the time she flashed him in 1995. I'd sue. That's just me. [Videogum]
