Sep 14 2009Marisa Miller is fashiony and other news
- Whitney Houston talks Bobby Brown with Oprah. Spoiler: Crack is involved. [PopEater]
- Ryan Reynolds might be The A-Team's Murdock instead of Green Lantern. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox was at the VMAs? She must've bolted after Kanye exceeded the show's bitch threshold. Whose night didn't he ruin? [Just Jared]
- Stuart Townsend is a sly bastard. Kudos, sir. [Celebslam]
- Whoopi Goldberg remembers Patrick Swayze. [Wonderwall]
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are definitely having pale sex together. [PopSugar]
Apr 18 2008Jenna Jameson on The View? Wow, really?

Thanks to pioneers like Kim Kardashian, porn stars are now considered legitimate guests on The View. This trailblazing led to the most awkward, surreal, WTF interview I've ever seen when Jenna Jameson appeared on yesterday's show (video after the jump). It's almost like inviting a hooker over to your house to meet your mom, grandmom and your uptight Republican sister who's head's about to explode. OMG what if Jesus is watching?! Fortunately, there's the calm watchful eye of Whoopi Goldberg. She doesn't say much, but you know she'll throw them old bitches down if shit gets out of hand. I've seen Sister Act 1 AND 2. Trust me, you don't fuck with the Whoop.
Aug 1 2007Whoopi Goldberg to join The View

Not that anybody cares, but Barbara Walters officially announced today that Whoopi Goldberg has been signed on to replace Rosie O'Donnell has co-host of The View. She'll start co-hosting the day after Labor Day.
I guess this was a fitting choice. How else are you supposed to know how hip and progressive the show is unless they hire a minority? And if you want to know what the show will be like in the fall, gather up a group of white women at your office and one black woman, then have them repeatedly kick you in the nuts while screaming. Ahh, who needs TV?

