Sep 14 2009Marisa Miller is fashiony and other news
- Whitney Houston talks Bobby Brown with Oprah. Spoiler: Crack is involved. [PopEater]
- Ryan Reynolds might be The A-Team's Murdock instead of Green Lantern. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox was at the VMAs? She must've bolted after Kanye exceeded the show's bitch threshold. Whose night didn't he ruin? [Just Jared]
- Stuart Townsend is a sly bastard. Kudos, sir. [Celebslam]
- Whoopi Goldberg remembers Patrick Swayze. [Wonderwall]
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are definitely having pale sex together. [PopSugar]
Dec 18 2008Kate Walsh in love with co-star? (And other made-up stuff)
A light snack of news:
- Kate Walsh's marriage was reportedly ruined by her attraction for Private Practice co-star David Sutcliffe. Because what's a divorce if not a blunt tool for some sweet publicity. Am I right? I'm right. [Star]
- Donald Trump is a chronic re-gifter, according to his son. There really is nothing worse than unwrapping the same skyscraper you gave your dad last year. He should seek therapy. [Page Six Magazine]
- Whitney Houston is being sued by her step-mother. She claims the singer wrongfully kept a $1 million insurance payout from her late father's estate. I'm not going to say Whitney and Bobby Brown used that money to buy a space shuttle full of crack, but yeah.... [E! Online]
- Tom Cruise's son Connor has his big-screen debut in Will Smith's new movie Seven Pounds. Connor says he "can't wait for his own sham marriage and inevitable public meltdown. Oh boy!" [AP]
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Nov 26 2008Whitney Houston can't leave the crazy behind
There's been something missing from Whitney Houston's life since her 2007 divorce from Bobby Brown. Namely, someone who'll cuddle with at night, pack and light her crack pipe, and take a hands-on approach to curing her constipation. But those dark, lonely days may be coming to an end. The Chicago Sun-Times reports:
We've heard it before, but folks inside Whitney Houston's circle of pals again insist the on-the-rebound diva and ex-husband Bobby Brown may be getting back together.The official word from Camp Houston sticks to to the old line about the divorced couple remaining separate, ''but good friends whose primary interest is the well-being of their daughter.'' Yet, several Georgia sightings of Houston and Brown in recent days—clearly looking very romantic while dining together—seem to boost the reliability of what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that the divorced couple's daughter Bobbi Kristina is eager for her parents to remarry.
Hallelujah, it's a holiday miracle! And they're doing it for the right reason, too—their kid. In this age of broken homes, too many children go to bed at night, unhaunted by visions of Daddy trying to smoke his own dandruff while Mommy screams at the invisible man in the corner. But Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are doing their part to reverse this disturbing societal trend. Could dual UN ambassadorships be far behind?
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Apr 3 2008Bobby Brown: Whitney made me do drugs
Bobby Brown is releasing a tell-all book in which he alleges that Whitney Houston is the one who pushed him into a life of drugs. Bobby was a weed man until marrying the superstar. Then it was crack city, according to Page Six:
"I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice," Brown writes in "Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But," out next month. "At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine."
Bobby now believes his marriage was doomed from the start. The couple separated constantly, but Bobby's not saying he's innocent of sleeping around:
"I am guilty of sleeping with other women . . . Women are always throwing themselves at you. I'm only human, so I would make the mistake and bite the hook sometimes . . . I let the testosterone take over."
One of his most public indiscretions was an affair with former exotic dancer Karrine "Superhead" Steffans. "Yes, I've slept with her," he confesses. "Yes, I've spent several nights at her house. But she was only good for what her nickname stood for."
Whitney issued a statement today to TMZ that she won't "set the record straight" because Bobby is the father of her children or something, I dunno. However, what I do want to know is why can't I have ever meet a nice girl named "Superhead?" I always get stuck with girls that have nicknames like "Susie CriesAfterSex" or "Carla McHasAPenis." Am I being too picky?
