Nov 4 2008Vida Guerra in a bikini will distract you while I vote

Former FHM model Vida Guerra hit the beach yesterday and, yeah, you got me; I'm posting these so I can head off to the voting booth. But don't worry, I'll be back shortly. In the meantime, I expect a deep, intellectual discussion on the aesthetic properties of Ms. Guerra's large Cuban posterior. (Show your work.) Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an apparently secret Muslim to elect.* To the polls!

*Best endorsement EVER!

EDIT: Bumped Vida up to the top for obvious reasons. - Namely I'm voting twice! MUHAHAHA! I kid, folks, she's in a bikini. 'Nuff said.

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Aug 20 2007Vida Guerra parking ticket scandal investigated

The West Hollywood mayor’s office is investigating the parking enforcement officers who allegedly asked Vida Guerra for nude pics of herself in exchange for not giving her a ticket. And apparently Vida wasn’t the only one who got hit by these two. TMZ says:

After two starstruck parking cops bragged that they had nailed Hayden Panettiere a few days before, the serial celebrity citationers swooped in on Vida's white Range Rover and planted a ticket on her windshield. When the cheeky chick got back to her ride, she told our photog that the parking officer made one thing clear -- if she forked over some naked pics of herself, she would get off.

Okay, so two brainiacs are abusing the legal system. Yeah, it’s terrible, they should be fired blah blah blah. The real travesty here is that nude photos of Hayden Panettiere will only get you out of a parking ticket! C’mon! Is it because she’s not 18, yet? That I can understand, but when she turns 18 tomorrow she should be allowed to shoot the President as long as she leaves a saucy pic behind. I'm 90% sure that's how the legal system works.

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