Sep 2 2009Blake Lively is a dame and other news
- Lourdes Leon recreates Madonna's iconic "Like a Virgin" outfit which means it's only a few years until she's snatching babies from small African villages. They grow up so fast. [PopEater]
- Victoria Beckham's bolt-ons make the cover of Elle. [Lainey Gossip]
- Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan take their love public. [PopSugar]
- Megan Fox has only let five men see her naked. And they were all me. Hey, if she gets to lie, so do I. [Celebslam]
- Sarah Jessica Parker does not reverse-age well. [The Blemish]
- DJ AM does NOT have kids. Or a will in case you were wondering. [Wonderwall]
- Kate Hudson and A-Rod have already moved in together, and she wants to get married. Because that's exactly what a guy who just settled a trillion dollar divorce wants to jump back into. Then again, he stuck his penis in Madonna, so what's one more horrible decision? [Celebitchy]
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Sep 1 2009Kim Zolciak gets topless for gay marriage and other news
- Kim & Khloe Kardashian are a hawking a new weight loss product they claim to use. So.. when does it start working? [PopEater]
- Victoria Beckham makes no fucking sense. Why can't she just wear a bikini like Ginger? [Lainey Gossip]
- Aubrey O'Day hearts Castro and Hitler, but apparently not her career. [Celebslam]
- Ryan Phillippe is in MacGruber. If Aubrey O'Day and him were having a contest over who's career is ready to be euthanized, it'd be a tie. [PopSugar]
- The Jonas Brothers think it's a compliment to be made fun of by Russell Brand. They do know he's not Jesus, right? The long hair sometimes confuses people. [Socialite Life]
- Audrina Patridge threw the first pitch at last night's Dodger's game which proves God hates baseball. [ICYDK]
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Aug 13 2009Elle Macpherson's still got it and other news
- Victoria Beckham goes overkill on the bronzer for her first day on American Idol. Even George Hamilton went "Are you kidding me?" then instructed his wife to tan him with a flamethrower. True story. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt is not running for mayor of New Orleans. He is, however, running for sheriff of Please Let's Stop Acquiring Kids Before I Shoot Myself in the Face Town. [PopEater]
- Bryce Dallas Howard arrives on the set of Eclipse. She'll be carrying Robert Pattinson's baby and having a gunfight with Kristen Stewart in 5... 4... 3... [OK! Magazine]
- Haylie Duff still exists? Honestly, I thought she was a prop Hilary's publicist came up with. Weird. [Celebslam]
- Jerry O'Connell is going to law school. That'll make Rebecca realize he's a big boy now. Right after she cuts his sandwich in triangles. [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba finds acting work that doesn't involve a bikini. Has the world gone mad?! [PopSugar]
- Heidi Montag pretends she has sex with Spencer Pratt. But he's not Jesus... [I'm Not Obsessed]
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Aug 6 2009Victoria Beckham to guest judge on American Idol
Victoria Beckham will be a temporary replacement judge for Paula Abdul on American Idol, according to SkyNews:
Posh will join fellow judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi on the panel.
The announcement comes just a day after Paula Abdul announced on Twitter that she was leaving American's most popular show after eight seasons.
The role is a massive coup for Posh, who has been keen to make it big in American since arriving with husband David two years ago.
But it is understood she can not commit to anything other than a guest role as she wants to focus on her fashion range.
Jesus. Talk about a slap in the face to Paula. She quits, and the producers basically say "Hey, it's not like we can't find someone with comparable musical talent. -- Get a Spice Girl on the phone." Ouch.
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Jul 20 2009Britney Spears still hates bras and other news
- Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys has cancer. I thought I'd start off depressing then work my way up. [PopEater]
- Gwyneth Paltrow is pissed Scarlet Johansson made the cover of Entertainment Weekly for Iron Man 2 and she didn't. Although, in Scarlett's defense, listening to her talk would be worth the sex. Gwyneth... I dunno. [The Blemish]
- John Mayer knows the way into Jessica Simpson's heart/breasts. And it doesn't involve steak. I'm speechless. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jeffrey Donovan blames Benadryl for his DUI. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan attempts to ward off the paparazzi with a squirt gun. I guess Sam's penis wasn't nearby. Who knows? [Celebslam]
- Tom Cruise went clubbing with the Beckhams last night. I wonder what's that like? Besides the perpetual hiding of ACME dynamite in Victoria's purse. Ha, that wascally Tom. [PopSugar]
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Jun 16 2009Cristiano Ronaldo tries tanning the herp away
- Victoria Beckham had her breast implants removed making this the last time I type her name again. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have sex in their friends' bathrooms during dinner parties. What is this weird feeling I'm experiencing toward Will Smith? It's almost like.. respect? That can't be right. [The Blemish]
- Adrian Grenier is dating Twilight's Ashley Greene which brings her star status to its all-time high of 1/1,000,000,000th of Robert Pattinson's. [PopSugar]
- Gwyneth Paltrow reaches new levels of insipidness by referring to Billy Joel as "William." Excuse me while I drive a bus into my own face. [Celebslam]
- Sacha Baron Cohen poses naked for cover of GQ. Surprisingly absent: Eminem's teabag-ready chin. [Just Jared]
- Russell Crowe on the set of Ridley Scott's Untitled Robin Hood Project. I think people still care about Russell Crowe, but don't quote me on that. Unless it's for the DVD jacket then by all means. [Lainey Gossip]
Jun 10 2009Kanye West can break up with people, too
- Kanye West and Amber Rose are no longer a couple. Gotta admit I like this current fad better than all that Twittering shit. Can all we finally admit, as a society, that that was super gay? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hugh Grant kicks a paparazzo in the nuts for helping him find a taxi. Is he still that mad over the hooker blowjob thing? Oh, right, it cost him Elizabeth Hurley. -- He should start shooting them. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jessica Alba is sorry for the whole weird shark thing that makes absolutely no sense. Until you realize her father is Jabberjaw. I KNEW IT! [The Blemish]
- Katie Holmes will perform on So You Think You Can Dance. Remember when she had a career? No, wait, don't. Tom Cruise will hear you. [Just Jared]
- Victoria Beckham's nipple. If I have to type more, I've seriously misread my audience. [Celebslam]
- Shia LaBeouf has seen some fucked up parents which explains why he doesn't try to have sex with Megan Fox 24/7. Ha, I thought it was a brain tumor. [PopSugar]
Feb 4 2009David & Victoria Beckham leaving America?
David Beckham is looking to ditch the LA Galaxy soccer team and stay with Italian team AC Milan who he just might take to the championships. Galaxy owners want David back before the start of their season, but he has an escape clause that could allow him to end his five-year contract early. The LA Times reports:
"Milan will do everything to have Beckham even after March. It is clear that it's our wish to have him until the end of the season [May 31] or on a permanent deal."
The Galaxy has insisted that Beckham must return by March 9 for the beginning of the Major League Soccer season, and Galliani admitted that the MLS club is fully within its rights in doing so.
"There's always a hope, but contracts should be honored," he said. "If the Galaxy wants to talk, we would be very happy to try. But . . . they are in the right. Beckham must return to America on March 9. Let's wait."
The British tabloids report Victoria Beckham is already scoping out homes and schools in Italy, so these people are looking to get the hell out. Which makes total sense. With Tom Cruise in Brazil, now's the time to flee the country. That way, there's no chance he'll smuggle himself inside a vase and pop out at their new home. "Surprise! Who wants E-meters and tongue baths! I mean, just E-meters. - - And tongue baths."
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