Aug 5 2009Vanessa Hudgens enjoys nude photography. Again.
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Vanessa Hudgens must really hate Disney because a new set of nude photos "leaked" online today. I was about to suggest there are less controversial ways to escape her evil overlord, but then I realized I love naked pictures and should shut the hell up. On that note, I give Vanessa less than five months until she outs Zac Efron while filming a sex tape with Goofy in front of Cinderella's castle. Honestly, I don't see this ending any other way.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of chipmunk nipples.
UPDATE: Sorry, guys, Vanessa's lawyers are claiming she was 17 at the time of these pics. Which is why, on a related note, I'm instructing my lawyer to sue anyone who says I don't own a time-traveling DeLorean. The game is on!
Jul 13 2009Vanessa Hudgens is getting naked again
Vanessa Hudgens is noticeably stoked to get naked in her upcoming film Sucker Punch, according to the UK Metro:
Hudgens, 20, reveals: 'I'm playing a character named Blondie and it's set in a brothel in the 1950s, so there's not a whole lot of clothes.'
It'll be gun training, stunts, fighting and all that craziness. I can't wait. I'm so excited. I've wanted to do an action film for a while.'
'I think this is my time to really step it up and get to grow up. It will be somewhat different with the content and a few more foul words but that's the biggest difference.'
A film about naked hookers swearing and fighting with guns? Hmm, I dunno, Vanessa. Doing a Christmas movie really isn't that big of a step from musicals. Just being honest.
Jun 1 2009Miranda Kerr gets nude for Rolling Stone
- Taylor Lautner gets shirtless for New Moon trailer because there's nothing goth kids love more than raw athleticism. No, really. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Vanessa Hudgens might be increasing in hotness. Or that other chick she always hangs out with is looking less pretty. What's her face? Right, Zac Efron. [Celebslam]
- Jon Gosselin claims his female companions on Memorial Day were just family friends. Who he has sex with. No biggie. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Josh Brolin allegedly caught cheating on Diane Lane. Though, in his defense, maybe if he wasn't the only one consistently bringing home Oscar noms this wouldn't have happened. Just sayin'. [Lainey Gossip]
- Susan Boyle suffered a breakdown and was hospitalized after losing Britain's Got Talent. Yet somehow she still has more brute strength than Adam Lambert. [Allie is Wired]
- Daniel Craig and his torso are now an edible freezer pop - that looks like it's touching itself. You can't make this stuff up. [Just Jared]
Jun 1 2009MTV Movie Awards 2009
Here's an assload of shots from the 2009 MTV Movie Awards last night. I don't really have much to say about a program that recognizes Twilight as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we're basically doomed as a civilization. Oh, and also, Lauren Conrad looks fucking ridiculous, Cameron Diaz is old and Kristen Stewart couldn't be more baked if the entire stage was made of ganja.
Okay, I'm done.
Scope Out (28) Pics of the MTV Movie Awards After the Jump
May 26 2009Hayden Panettiere & Justin Long? Why not?
- Hayden Panettiere is with Justin Long now? This is what happens when midgets are in heat, folks. Also, they grow tails made of rainbows. [Just Jared]
- Demi Moore Twitters a pic of herself getting a false tooth replaced. Jesus, how many times do I have to tell her? "No gyno, no camera." Four simple words, Demi. [Allie is Wired]
- Evangeline Lilly claims she could've been the "next Angelina Jolie" but turned producers down. Which is really her way of saying Megan Fox shoved her down an elevator shaft and left her for dead. True story. [Lainey Gossip]
- Britney Spears was an "honorary bridesmaid" at her cousin's wedding over the weekend. Which means she was only required to wear a dress and wave from the pew, so grandpa didn't get a face-full of vagina during the inevitable pile-up. Then again, these people are from the South... [Pink is the New Blog]
- Zac Efron approves of Vanessa Hudgens wanting to do nudity in films to shed her Disney image. Christ, finally. If he's going to cry every time he sees her naked, at least let someone else look at her. That's just common courtesy. [Celebslam]
- Chloe Sevigny strung out on heroin in the 80s. That's the only way to describe what's happening here. [I'm Not Obsessed]
May 7 2009Kate Gosselin kinda sorta denies affair rumors
- Kate Gosselin "very hesitant" to believe affair rumors. That's not a denial, folks. Although, a confirmation would be Jon Gosselin's head on a stick in their front yard. But, you know, tastefully so the kids can use it as tetherball. Family first. [Radar Online]
- Vanessa Hudgens wants to see other people because Zac Efron won't propose to her. Easier solution: Threaten to out him. God, I should be a couples counselor. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Aniston is reportedly dating Bradley Cooper. Jesus. Who hasn't this guy dated? He's like a male Drew Barrymore. But not famous. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Chris Pine talks about his first acting job as a drunk patient on E.R. Which is funny because I told a woman I was a doctor on a first date. -- Does Chris' story end with pepper spray? Because that's where mine is going. [Just Jared]
- Kate Hudson and Liv Tyler do three nights of red carpet events in a row. Wow. It's like they lead the harshest existence known to man. Next you'll tell me they had to get their own Starbucks - and wait in line. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan apparently spent the night at Samantha Ronson's house this week. Although, for the record, Sam was out of town, so Lindsay just busted out the peephole and slid through. That's not creepy. [Pink is the New Blog]
Apr 8 2009Zac Efron does one of those 'Funny or Die' videos. Guess what it falls under.
I've determined Funny or Die makes two types of videos (besides the obvious):
1. Whatever the hell kind of awesome this "leaked" version of Wolverine is.
2. Painfully long skits featuring tons of celebs who might as well be getting blown by the director - such as the above video starring Zac Efron. Because it's always so hilarious seeing stars "act" like they're being candid. I mean, Brody Jenner touting the liberal economic policies of Paul Krugman even though he's a spoiled white rich kid from Orange County? Oh, the delicious irony! Please kill me.
Mar 20 2009Vanessa Hudgens: Clearly, the man in her relationship
Here's Vanessa Hudgens being made to pump gas yesterday while Zac Efron sat in the car. He'd do it himself, but then who'd sit here and look beautiful in the rearview mirror? Sometimes girls just don't understand. *sigh*
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