Sep 16 2009Catherine Zeta-Jones' still got it and other news
- Scarlett Johannson is auctioning off a chance to be within gawking distance of her lady mountains. [PopEater]
- Jennifer Aniston singing for Ellen = the worst lesbian porn I've seen in my life. [Lainey Gossip]
- Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen want to name their unborn son Gabriel. [Just Jared]
- Jesus Luz is still bound by Madonna's sorcery. Seek holy water, son. Holy water! [PopSugar]
- Linda Hogan continues banging that Charley Hill kid but has finally found the decency to make him look like a 38 year old bartender at Applebee's. [Celebslam]
- Shia LaBeouf is a Wall Street broker who plays by his own rules. Except for helmet laws which he apparently obeys at the expense of his badass mystique. [Splash News]
- Burt Reynolds was in rehab for an addiction to awesome. And, okay, pain pills. [Wonderwall]
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May 5 2009Gisele Bundchen pregnant?
Here's Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady leaving an OBGYN's office in Manhattan this morning sparking rumors the supermodel is pregnant. And judging by the palpable "Sonofabitch..." silence between these two, I'd say the chances are good. But, hey, at least there'll be a happy ending to this story. Namely Bridget Moynahan running into the delivery room, cutting the umbilical cord and diving out the window with the baby. Ah, the Circle of Life.
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Apr 6 2009Mickey Rourke wrestles. Like in that movie.
- Mickey Rourke battles Chris Jericho on Wrestlemania 25. The loser: dignity. Ha! See how I assumed there'd be any at a wrestling event? I'm adorable. [Videogum]
- Ashlee Simpson makes Bronx Mowgli watch Fall Out Boy concerts. That's gotta be the worst case of child abuse I've ever heard. Can't we give this kid to Madonna? [PopSugar]
- Zac Efron refuses to Twitter, but Hugh Jackman is all about it. Ladies, adjust your fantasies accordingly. [Vulture]
- Miley Cyrus doesn't care for Robert Pattinson. Based solely on her boyfriend Justin Gaston, I'm going to assume the reason is "Not gay enough." [Allie is Wired]
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady's security shot at a paparazzo trying to get pics of their second wedding in Costa Rica. Did the guy look like Bridget Moynahan? Otherwise, that sounds a tad overboard. [Jezebel]
Apr 1 2009Bridget Moynahan just a tad pissed at Gisele Bundchen
Bridget Moynahan is understandably pissed at Gisele Bundchen's claims that little illegitimate John Moynahan is 100% the supermodel's child. But it seems she's mostly angry at Gisele for using John for publicity more than anything else. Page Six reports:
One close pal told Page Six, "If Gisele loved Bridget's child like he was '100 percent her own,' then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom's virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever."Moynahan's friend continued: "Don't you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he'd respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can't find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget's child?"
"Seriously, how dare she exploit a small innocent child for publicity like we basically just did right now? I mean, uh - Gisele started it!"
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Mar 30 2009Gisele Bundchen: 'Tom Brady's son is 100% mine'
Gisele Bundchen is not only in love with her new husband Tom Brady, she's in love with his illegitimate son John Moynahan. So much so she claims he's her own despite the the fact little John didn't come out of her vagina and still has a living biological mother. With primary custody. Besides that stuff. Anyway, here's Gisele talking about her relationship in Vanity Fair:
On Tom Brady's son:
"I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that's important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine."
On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
"In the beginning you're living this romantic fantasy; you're thinking, This can't be true, it's so good! And then, Whoops--wake-up call!" She rolls her eyes. "We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it's not the ideal thing."
On why she's glad she stayed in the relationship:
"I wouldn't have seen the integrity in him--the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn't be as certain as I am today if it weren't for that."
Let me see if I read that last part right: Women find paying child support honorable and attractive? Then call me King Sexy Kong, ladies. I don't want to brag, but I'm technically not allowed to leave the state that's how much I owe. So, my place or yours?
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Feb 27 2009Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady get married
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady quietly wed at St. Monica Church in Santa Monica Thursday, according to Us Magazine:
The ceremony -- which began at dusk -- was "very small and intimate," a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady's son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as "a simple ceremony...I don't like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.")
Oh, awesome. The child whose pregnant mother Tom Brady bailed on to bang Gisele was there. Because that's not a bad omen or anything.
No offense to the kid.
Jan 12 2009Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady are engaged (For real this time.)
Patriots quarterback Tom Brady officially proposed to supermodel Gisele Bundchen on Friday despite TMZ swearing on it's mother's grave that shit went down Christmas Eve. People reports:
"He asked and she accepted," a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. Family and friends were informed over the weekend. An official announcement, as well as preliminary wedding details, are being planned by Bündchen and her closest friends this week.
"The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home," the source adds.
Well, it's nice to know that while his team didn't even make the playoffs, Tom Brady still gets to have all kinds of crazy engagement sex with his supermodel fiancee. Actually, that's not really nice to know at all. In fact, it kind of makes me want to punch Tom Brady in the face. With my car. But mostly because I had to write about this twice which, surprisingly, does not make it more interesting. I'm as shocked as you are.
Dec 28 2008Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady get engaged - but not really
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady reportedly proposed to supermodel Gisele Bundchen on a private plane Christmas Eve, according to TMZ:
Our sources say Brady, who is famous for his QB skills and running errands for Gisele, proposed on a private jet that took off from Teterboro Airport in New Jersey and landed in Boston. There were four dozen white roses on board, as well as champagne.
However, Tom's dad is telling the Boston Globe there is no engagement:
"We don't know a thing about it," Tom's dad told us yesterday. "Nobody told me. We talked to him and there's nothing to say. It's rumor, rumor, rumor. It must be a slow news day."
Of course, Tom's dad could just be creating smoke and mirrors, so I better have sex with Gisele Bundchen just to be sure - and for the sake of journalism. Because, dammit, the people have a right to know! God, I'm selfless.
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