Jan 6 2009Patricia Arquette files for divorce from Thomas Jane

Patricia Arquette is ditching her husband of two years Thomas Jane, according to the AP:

Arquette filed for divorce from Thomas Jane in Los Angeles on Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple, who were married in May 2006, have a 5-year-old daughter, Harlow Olivia Calliope Jane.
Arquette, the Emmy-winning star of the NBC show "Medium," is seeking custody of their daughter, with visitation rights for Jane.

So Medium is kicking The Punisher to the curb, and phrasing the story that way still didn't make it more interesting. Damn.

Thanks to Heather! who would've bailed on Tom Jane the minute he compared witnessing child birth to "seeing God." You know that shit ain't right.

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Mar 18 2008Thomas Jane gets DUI going 124 MPH

Thomas Jane, or Tom Jane as he likes to be called, got picked up for DUI early yesterday morning. The star of The Punisher, and the only actor alive to make someone say, "Wow, I miss Dolph Lundgren," was apparently trying to break the sound barrier when the California Highway Patrol stopped him, according to the AP:

The CHP says the 39-year-old actor was driving his black 2008 Maserati at 124 mph when he was stopped on Interstate 5 in Kern County early Monday morning. He was arrested on suspicion of DUI.

TMZ says Tom Jane failed several field sobriety tests and was also driving on a suspended license. Of course, it should be noted this guy is married to Patricia Arquette so he has a history of making astronomically stupid choices that no one should make unless there's a gun to your head. Even then, really, how bad could permanent brain damage be? Heidi Montag seems to be doing alright for herself.