Feb 4 2008Victoria Beckham quits The Spice Girls
Victoria Beckham revealed her decision to quit The Spice Girls yesterday. In an exclusive interview with News of the World (Larry King must’ve been busy) Posh Spice lays out her decision to get off the “Girl Power” train:
"I've been thinking about this for a long time. I'm not in the music industry any more. I'm in the fashion industry.
"I'm putting together a team of people now so it will be my main project when I finish this tour in a month.
"It's the last opportunity there will be to see the Spice Girls together."
I guess having your chest groped by Melanie Brown isn’t as glamorous as it looks. Well, good luck to Victoria Beckham. With her keen fashion sense, Victoria’s set to corner the market of clothing specifically tailored for Ethiopians with breast implants.
Jun 28 2007The Spice Girls back together
The Spice Girls officially announced today that all five original members will reunite and perform for 11 concerts around the world in December and January. The concerts will be the first time they've performed together since breaking up in 2001, and they're expected to make about $20 million each. Which is nice, because I think most of them were getting sick of eating cat food and sleeping in dumpsters. Besides Posh, have any of them done anything except become old and unemployed? If this thing falls through I just hope Wal-Mart lets them have their jobs back.
