Mar 14 2008Steve-O on 5250 hold but has Internet? Sure, why not?

Steve-O was admittedly on a 5150 hold at Cedars-Sinai which has been extended to a 5250 14-day hold. The reason? I'll let Steve-O explain to you himself via his blog which he somehow managed to update last night:

"They call it "code 5150," that means "psycho," legally, fuckin bat-shit, certifiably. I’m outta my mind, believe-you-me. How’d I get this way? How can this be? It’s gotten so bad there’s nothing left of me." -Steve-O

Apparently his Jackass buddies are the ones that got him into the hospital. And by force:

Those words were written during a "low." Before the day when Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, Big Regg, Swizz, Rick Kosick, Dimitry Elyaschevich, Cordell Mansfield, and Trip Taylor came to my home and, physcially, forced me into the hospital.

Steve-O,

Since I now know you have access to the Internet and probably read the shit I wrote about you yesterday, I'd just like to say, in the name of pure unbridled journalism, I stand by every single word. That being said, I wish you the best of luck in your recovery. In the meantime, it'd be freaking hilarious if you shocked yourself with one of those chest defibrillator thingers. But, and bear with me, without saying "clear." I've always wondered what would happen. Time travel, maybe? Who knows? But hopefully you will and soon. Also try and get it on YouTube by 1 PM PST so I have something to wrap the week up with. Ah, you're a sport.

Get well soon,

The Superficial Writer

EDIT: For those of you interested in facts, holy shit, are you on the wrong site. Anyway, Steve-O's blog was actually updated by his assistant. I'm now going to cry in the corner because our secretary won't even fetch me coffee because "that's sexist." Listen, Chad, you know what you were getting into when we hired you. Now double sugar, double cream, STAT. And look good doing it.

Mar 13 2008Steve-O in mental ward, charged with felony

Steve-O was reportedly admitted to Cedars-Sinai Hospital last Sunday. He's also getting nailed for felony cocaine possession by the LA County District Attorney's office, according to TMZ:

Regarding the hospitalization, we're told O was admitted to the Thalians Mental Health Center last Sunday -- the same place Owen Wilson was at.
The drug charge stems from his arrest on March 3 for allegedly vandalizing his neighbor's property, whereupon cops found him in possession of coke.

Here's the details on Steve-O's arrest where his neighbor pulled a little vigilante action that sadly didn't include a little bullet to the face action:

TMZ has learned that Steve-O was, according to a source, breaking holes in the walls of his L.A. apartment building when one of his neighbors dropped a dime on him, and even made a citizen's arrest, holding Steve-O until the LAPD arrived, and took him away.

I don't want to say Steve-O is one of the brightest minds of our generation. But, seriously, this guy has his shit together and I really feel he should be broadcast to the world so others can follow in his footsteps. And when those others follow the aforementioned footsteps into the mouth of an alligator, I will laugh heartily and know the human gene pool just got exponentially smarter. This will enable us to finally build a flying car which I will then use to pick up bird-women. In the name of science, of course.

Feb 19 2008Steve-O calls out Kevin Federline (Aw hell no!)

Steve-O has an album coming out which is no doubt a Grammy winner. He's swinging for the fences and challenging Kevin Federline to a rap duel. OK! Magazine reports:

“I’m officially challenging K-Fed to a rap battle," Steve-O tells OK! about the diss track calling out Brit's baby-daddy on his upcoming album, Hard as a Rock. "It’ll be just like that scene from 8 Mile!”
“I know that K-Fed has his ‘acting’ career and all, but if he’s a real man, he’ll step up and battle me!”

Steve-O? Kevin Federline? 8 Mile?! Christ, I've never heard so many retarded things combined together in my life. That sounds like a sheer tornado of stupid. If those two do battle, I wouldn't be surprised if our universe collapsed on itself. Aliens from far off galaxies will use their advanced space science to figure out what led to our destruction. Then Steve-X and K-U.P.S. of the planet Douchelon 5 will be shot in the space mouths thus saving their universe. True story.

NOTE: Apologies for Steve-O's ass which may or not be NSFW. Usually that only applies to things people actually want to see.

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Sep 27 2007Lindsay Lohan stole coke from Steve-O

In case you were wondering how much Lindsay Lohan loves coke, she’ll stoop to hanging out with Steve-O to get it. And by get it, I mean steal it. Steve-O was on Howard Stern yesterday and told listeners about Lindsay’s heist. Page Six reports:

Lohan took what he called the "Boog Suge" from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There's even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O's house for a DVD he was filming at the time.

I just thought of a brilliant idea. CIA, listen up, you’ll want to hear to this: Somebody should tell Lindsay Lohan that Osama Bin Laden has a stray bag of blow hanging around - prime for the snatching. She’ll find him in five minutes flat. Bam! Terrorism solved. Whatever few Al Qaeda members are left, I’ll handle. When they come for Osama, I’ll simply flex and the sheer shockwave will send them careening into the cosmos. I really hope someone at the Pentagon is writing this down.