Mar 27 2008Simona Fusco, so, uh, wow, you just pull em out like that often?
Simona Fusco Stratten apparently decided to air off her boobs while vacationing in Hawaii. Clearly those things were burning up because, damn, I'm sorry Kim Kardashian lovers, but there is all kinds of things right with this woman. And not because Simona flashed her jubilees like the sea water is the antidote. Which pretty much makes her a shining beacon of inspiration. I mean, Jesus is sitting in heaven right now going "And, fuck, I just got served. Way to be, JC."
Big thanks to Roy who saw boobs and knew to contact a real expert. Then eventually me when that guy didn't get back to him.
NOTE: First four pics are NSFW because of the wind in the boobage.
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Mar 25 2008Kim Kardashian: Hotter than Simona Fusco Stratten?
So yesterday I posted smoking bikini pics of Simona Fusco Stratten in Hawaii. I heard your cries declaring Kim Kardashian is way hotter. So here's Kim shopping at Rite Aid. I'll let you guys battle it out over who's better looking. Which do I prefer? Please, real women are for chumps. I moved on to fictional chicks a long time ago. Yo, Ariel, get your seashells on we got a reservation to make. And quit hitting that Snarfblatt with Sebastian. I don't want you causing another scene at the salad bar. I almost went back to Xena that's how embarrassed I was. Yeah, okay, she ended up being a lesbian but at least I could take her nice places. But mostly she wanted to go to Hooters. *sniff* God, I miss her...
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Mar 24 2008Simona Fusco Stratten still wearing a bikini
Simona Fusco Stratten continued her Easter vacation in Hawaii by looking bikini-rific. You may remember her as "Hot Girl" on an episode of Entourage or, most likely, from my Happy Easter post. (I care enough to send the very best.) These are brand new shots from the weekend and she's still wearing the same bikini. I guess they came with the breasts. Why I'm focusing on her bikini when I should be licking my monitor is beyond me. Mmm, non-ammonia-based cleanery. *looks around* Perhaps I shouldn't have just done that in the middle of Starbucks. While sitting next to nuns who, son of a cock, have rulers. Must move slowly towards exit while protecting precious caffeine... They're on to me! RUN!
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Mar 21 2008Happy Easter, my little chickadees!
Have you heard the Good News? Simona Fusco Stratten is freaking hot! I wonder if she'll come to my house and help me find Easter eggs. Because, seriously, it's been over a year and the smell is making me dizzy.
See you on Monday when I'll be hopped up on delicious Cadbury Creme Eggs. Thanks, Jesus, who's technically the living dead. Your zombie holiday rocks!
Happy Easter, everybody!
NOTE: Don't know who Simona Fusco Stratten is? Well her credits include playing 'Ulsa' in Beerfest and 'uncredited' in Cougar Club. So, yeah, pretty much the greatest talent of this generation.
